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Donkeys are illegal to have on a public thruway in NYC. I have a CBOE 34 year anniversary button and a champagne glass from them, so that must imply that I am a sympathizer :p hilarious. Have a good Saturday.

Yes, one contract is going to make me piss my pants. cbk out! going to scores baby :D

Seriously guys, read the CBOE rulebook. It will save you lots of pain. -OR- If you feel really wronged, file a NASD arbitration complaint? Pretty simple.

I don't drive to Manhattan during the week. I take the A train down to Fulton St.

Ohhhhh.... I'm scared :D Shivering!!!! :D My lord Help me!! BWAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BENTLEY FOR LIFE IN SPX BABY :D

Thanks, that $800 paid for my bottle service at scores. Wish you had been in yesterday, I need some $ for my strippers at Scores in Midtown tonight. Rent's coming due soon, trade with me on Monday. Oink.

ROFL! Hilarious. Heeeefugginlarious! This place never ceases to amaze me. I for one would LOVE narrower spreads in SPX. Kinda sucks giving up a $400 'edge' for each contract. Yes, you will bring down the house on Monday. CBOE will go into emergency mode and hundreds of MM's will be...

With my millions (as you claim) in Ill Gotten gains, which car should I wreck? Surely the Bentley must be a suitable choice.. I guess I could crash it into the center divider on the brooklyn bridge? Dude, you really crack me up. I hope to see you trading on Monday. I hope my friends at...

Oh. And, these are the RULES. Understand the rules for the f'in instrument you trade. The RULES are not some stupid Ph.D document, all of the "real world" experience is derived from the rules (we just tend to bend them a bit).

So let me get this right, you are proclaiming to be the expert god in options trading and that anyone else (retail or working on a derivatives desk like I do) are just plain wrong? Read these: https://www.cboe.org/publish/DisDecision/07-0049.pdf "(d) Thirty Seconds Rule. Each...