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Yeah, I tried telling my first girlfriend that was 9 inches, too. She just laughed.

Feds ready to ratchet up the newest give away, Cash for Clunkers: http://www.detnews.com/article/20090729/AUTO01/907290397/-Clunkers--incentive-entices-16k-buyers--more-funding-requested Suckers that work for a living have to live within their means (meaning after the feds take all the...

Watch out for Chem Trails! Better flee the country before you die!

The Three Envelopes A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said...

Not really. You have to learn to interprete political speech. In this context Means get ready for a poor America as taxes, unemployment, federal debt and inflation soars. And it's all the fault of the taxcuts, which required multiple trillion dollar bailouts.

Make it a bonafide half a mill with objective decision process and I bet* it gets done. * All wagers subject to a final requirement of "To my satisfaction" to be solely and completely determined by me using whatever method or methods I wish to employ, including (but not limited to)...

BTW, notice who's missing from this? The two Race Hustling Reverends Sharpton and Jackson. Those two weren't smart enough to stay out of the Duke Lacrosse scandal, but even they know enough to stay out of this trainwreck.

Stand by for The One to throw Gates under the bus! The cops are releasing audio recordings of the incident: CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – A Cambridge, Mass., police sergeant who responded to a 911 call about a possible break-in at the home of black Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. can be heard...

If I were a member of the party trying to shove this disaster down the throat of the USA, I'd want votes from the other side too.

Yep. On the front page of my local paper a few weeks ago there was a couple bitching about a lender that told them they could afford a house when they could not. Stories about not understanding what a balloon loan is, or what the A in ARM means are common. Some are too stupid to understand...

Mav, you consistently confuse the message with the purpose. The message of massive government spending is that they are doing it all to help us. I suspect few fully buy into that. The concept that you don't get something for nothing (TANSTAAFL) is too ingrained still. But the purpose...

LOL, I was thinking of the wrong kind of silicone as well - I was like "I thought they stopped making those?" :D

Rumor has it that the cop turned on his microphone once he realized the perp was a crazy race hustler. If that's true, then this whole thing is about to go away because (if true) there is nothing but pain here for the president, governor, mayor and Gates. The tape won't be released, Gates...

Correct. And right in line with the very first bit of wisdom I ever received about the markets - straight from Atlas Shrugged. I don't remember the exact quote, but Fransisco is at a party and makes a dark hint about the future of his copper mining company and somebody else tries to...

The stupidity part is stupid. Here's the money quote: http://wbztv.com/local/obama.comment.cambridge.2.1097782.html You break into your own house and the cops show up asking to see your ID, and you are right to be pissed off? I wouldn't be. Once I got over my surprise at the police...

Hire a cute chick that puts out and have her go to work on Slick Willie. You'll get your answer that night. I suppose it is possible that Rich has lost touch with Willie seeing as how he is no longer in power. I would assume you can still use the cute chick that puts out to get the contact...

Yet another friend of The One ready able and willing to accuse any white people of racism at the drop of a hat. What a surprise. I am shocked I tell you. He sure is bringing us together in Hopeandchange. I wonder if The One will come out and say "I stand by my friend" then a week later say...

You guys better watch out for Chem Trails. I remember the first time I watched Dr. Strangelove. The nutjob general seemed such a far out lunatic that I had a very hard time even laughing at his character. "Our precious bodily fluids", lol. He went on and on about fluoridation. It seemed...

And The One might have stepped in it this time. CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – The white police sergeant accused of racial profiling after he arrested renowned black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. in his home was hand-picked by a black police commissioner to teach recruits about avoiding racial...

The sad part about it all is that the left and the MSMs blind support for The One will lead to an Epic Failure. Then other idiots are going to say "See what happens when we elect a n@&^&r?!" It's a lot like the Duke Lacrosse scandal. Some black POS stripper accuses a bunch of privileged...