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Want a real jobs bill? Come out and say "We'll study cap & trade for the next several years instead of essentially instituting a major new tax." Then pass genuine health care reform that uses free market principles to control costs. And if you have to throw money around, use it to...

There was some show that had that as a bit joke. These two male office workers are talking and one says to the other "You know that hot intern? Last night I fucked her brains out." Later on, some cute chick strolls by the open door doing the retard strut. I LMAO.

Both of them have good jobs already, sad to say.

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Could you imagine if (say) Don Imus said that? Every paper in the country would have screamed it was just like saying "You can almost forget that he's just a god damn ni***r." But since it's a hero of the left who's now been exposed as a racist, it's not about him. No, this is about how...

". . . under the rug." :D :D :D

A priest, a buddist monk and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"

When I was a youngster back in school I always got in trouble for sleeping in class, especially for my first clas of the day which was English. One Monday morning the teacher saw me snoozing and said "Quick TGregg, give me two pronouns." "Who? Me?" was my reply.

LOL. How will the economists figure out that export? Mexico smuggling in criminals who get caught and shipped back home, then they start invoicing Cally for prison time that nobody is serving. This could be big business in Mexico. I wonder if Arnold'll send me some coin to stay out of his...

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Today I was telling my wife that my cousin had once lived in Alaska. "Nome?" She asked. "Of course I know him, he's my cousin. Sheesh. I realize I'm not as close to my family as yours, but don't be ridiculous." "No, I mean Nome Alaska." "Of course I'd know him in Alaska. I'd know...

Attention America, we've only begun the ObamaStration. So lube up, grab those ankles and get ready for Year #2, when you'll get a lot of number 2 alright. There's only one thing a democrat wants to do when the economy is in the #2 receptacle - and that's raise taxes so it can be flushed...

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through the countryside when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow...

One day Charlie Chan is working a murder mystery when another body is found. This latest victim had been stabbed only once. Charlie lifts the blanket and examines the body. "Ahhh so the clot thickens." he says.

Geez, that's pretty cold hearted. Don't you think they've suffered enough?

That's hysterical. Talk about wearing rose colored glasses and being out of touch with reality. "Perfect storm"? AA has been in trouble practically from day one. It was obvious to anybody with any objectivity that there was only one way for this to end. Sooner or later they'd run out of...

If the republicans win big, maybe they'll follow the democrat example of special prosecutors and investigations into everything the other side did. After all, it's all about "the seriousness of the charge", or so we kept hearing from the left. Of course, the left's special prosecutors and...

It was as inevitable as the rising of the Sun. There already exists an oversupply of liberal opinion. Open most any newspaper, watch almost any network news program on television and you'll get an earful of liberal viewpoint.

Careful, it's not over yet. Word has it that the democrats are demanding recounts in the graveyard precincts. Several dead people only voted two or three times, far less than the 8 votes needed.

This is working out very good. I never would have imagined this was possible. Even more dumbfounding than the McCain nomination. And even better than that was worse.