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great job taking away the uptick rule. Load up, float a rumor, start banging the bid. Somebody needs to be executued on American Idol.

I'm looking for 'Ashley Dupree Power Hooking" dvds.

They're remaking "The Ten Commandments" with Cramer as Moses. There 's a bit of a twist in the ending. He leads the Chosen Ones across the Red Sea at exactly the wrong time, and they all drown. I hear the Farley Bros. Are producing and directing. Nutmeg isn't this fucking funny. Go...

go ahead. You first.:D

Jimmy Cayne lost a billion dollars. There is a God. Amen and bless all the starvin' pygmies.

Maybe they could move Crames ( I call him Crames) spot from 2:45 to about 12:45 so we'll know what to do. Maybe he'll give us a hotline so we can front run some research call. Can you imaging these financial planning guys who diversified their customers among "high quality" mutual funds...

Cnbc. Whaddya like here Jim??:eek:

Well, you know how it is. When you get on a hot streak, you wanna tell the world.

One of the many benefits of not dying is you can recycle your jokes. I will substitute "Ivan Bosky" with "Jimmy Cayne". But before this is over, you'll have plenty of choices. So Cayne checks in for his first day in lock down, and a rather large fellow with a bit of a mean look introduces...

Boo Yah. For real!!!! Prison. A little "hard" time, if you know what I mean,

I called a friend, an Instutional Type, who couldn't believe waht I was telling him. "Itn's not $2, it's one for one plus 2, so that's 38. " I said "I'm sorry, but.........." So he's reading me all these emails about JPM conf call, and this analyst says......." I said, "they lie...

I'm sure there are a few people there that are honest and ok, but come on. I can't tell you all, but these guys were the worst of breed, and that's saying something. They would clear for the Taliban if they got the chance. I know so many companies and el=mployees crushed by the likes of this...

I pray to Christ it shows up on SHO in a day or two. That would be such justice, to see those pricks get hammered by their favorite tactic. I will watch.

BTW, on a more serious note. 3.4bb is gone in an instant. Of course, that's a big drain, duh, but margin calls will come ever afternoon all week long. And they'll be particularly vicious, as everybody takes care of #1, unless of course they have a big lunch, which would lead to a #2 before...

Ya think? It works llike this. Customer can't pay, come after the broker ont he account, he can't pay, go for the BD, he can't pay, go for the clearing firm, they fold Sipc. When it's over Sipc, it goes tot the 'excess carrier' who generally is AIG. How funny is that? It's like everybody...

Fucking amazing. It was a concept that could have worked, and they turned it into personalities and bullshit again. How is her fund? Anyone know?

Anybody hearing the Big Lots (BIG, NYSE) for UBS rumor? "Excuse me, Miss. I'm looking for Subprime Assets." "Yes sir. They're on Aisle 4, next to the Chinese Toys tainted by Lead Paint." "Thank you".

I think I know someone who will have interest in archiving this bad boy..LOL. He's got to be destroyed before a bottom can be made. He certainly is doing his part. He's not so good when he can't front run research.

They are telling you they fucked up, and we're doomed. Soon, the DOJ will be going into the firms, the SEC, Finra, or whatever they call it, and leading peopleout with handcuffs. In the meantime, watch for short squeezes of huge magnitutes, especially in BB's, as the Primes, with the few...

3.2bb is gone. Just gone. And the Fed is picking up 30bb tab. Great. These guys have hosed me for 20 years, and they still are costing us money. I participated in the original deal; 1985 32 bucks with sixty cents I think. Anybody remember???