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No problem. Got another show at 4:30 over at Bear's Hdq. I call it the, "Money Isn't Everything" Tour. You know, I didn't realize it, but in NY, they outsourced the Suicide Hotline to Pakistan. The other day, a trader who in the deferred comp program at Bear called, threatening...

Fundamental analysts, for the most part are just plain worthless. But occasional, things become so clear, that you don't need a calculator. As of Friday nite, BSC was insolvent. It had 600mm on the books at 33:1 leverage. I know of some fails to deliver that were jettisoned that week now...

Awww, come on. The Cayne bit was good. I don't know anything about Bridge, I crossed one once, as well as that line that defines good taste, but that's another story. How 'bout an "attaboy"?????

Let's see. Card playing fictional characters......... What did Scooby Doo say when he was 'all in' and drew to an inside straight? Rut Roe. Why was Scoobey such a bad poker player? Wagged his tail when he got a good hand.

Can't think of a Pinochile joke. How 'bout a Pinocchio joke? How does Pinocchio make love? The women sit on his face, and he tells lies. Oooo, Ooooo. Who's the only women who wakes up each day feeling grumpy, sleepy and dopey all at the same time? Snow White.

Hmmmmmm card jokes are coming to me in Spades. Whud game did Eliot and Ashley play on Feb 13? Poker. The Governor was wild. Whoo Whoo. Come on Don. Get yur thirty freakin' cents yet? I'm tired.

Whud Jamie Dimon say when Schwartz wanted more than $2 for Bear Stearns? "Go Fish".

Here's a kneeslapper. "Whad Jimmy Cayne say when he heard Bear would fail without a buyer?" "I bid three spades".

So the guy in this stall, he looks around, right. No newspaper, no spare roll, but he sees feet in the next stall. "Hey, buddy. Any extra toilet paper in that stall?" "Nope" "How about a newspaper?" "Nope." "Hey, Pal. Got two fives for a ten?"

at a forty million dollar price tag. That's what themailer cost.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TxHxCN6Drcg

Ah, yes. The old "piss out of a boot' metaphor. As I recall, The Saviour used that from time to time, but of course, as a deference to the times it was , "Thomas, ye are not clever enough to pour piss from thy sandal'. Yep, that vid will mobilize the poor white vote to the Clintons. The...

I took a step back a while ago. Obama certainly is a wonderful orator, maybe bordering on 'great'. He has a beautiful family. At the time, he said the right things. However, I thought, as this continued, he would draw to him, and they would attain national attention, members of the African...

Ain't it the truth. I have guys call me, 'look at the fundies here', or 'this franchise is worth'......... Nice, for other folks. I unfortunately am well too aware of the underbelly of this beast, and this situation is a primo example. And don't you think the fast money guys at Bear won't...

Barry is kind of shy, but I'll venture he thinks you're ok: as mad as the accumulation appears, its actually quite rational -- IF YOU ARE A MAJOR BOND HOLDER, and are doing this to capture voting stock. (All the other idiots buying BSC are pretty much fucked)...

I figure Erin Burnett calls the bottom three more times, C will be $1.50. It's comin'. You don't screw up for years and years and get off this cheaply. Dow just had it's biggest day in four years. they never say where we came from, do they?

Page 8,345 of Edwards/McGee: The Bottom Fall Out Pattern. Like the Taipei, rare, but deadly..... http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9470/techfl5.gif

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Sir!!!! Yes Sir!!!! Why don't you kiss my fat fucking ass, Bitch!??!! I'm still going to be my zany self ?????? Like saying Hitler was comical at pre invasion parties. Go fry ice.

great marketing. Even though I knew better, the Pnsn swoon got my attention yesterday for a minute. This was good.