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Stock Futures Rally on Debt Resolution at TheStreet (Mon 9:17AM EDT) --------------- Click on the link: Manufacturing Data Rain on Debt-Deal Parade -------------- What happened to the first headline news?? Whoopsie. :D :D :D :D :D

Municipalities going broke for real....no money at all and no access to money, laying off massive employees and scrambling for basic services. (keep in mind this will depend on each state and its Fiscal house.) ------------------ I get the drift that any municipalities with a surplus, the...

Before I got into comedy, I was a plumber for 150 years - although that's just an estimate

Budget Deal a 'Joke,' Obama Is 'Incompetent': Trump "......he said the president did manage to score a political victory during the debt debate, removing an issue that had the potential to derail his run for a second term next year."

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When I was in New York and got speaking to one of the locals, he commented the he would like to come to the UK to visit the land of his forefathers. I said, "You should try Liverpool mate, most people have 4 fathers there!"

They say comedy is infectious. Well, I couldn't agree more. Yesterday I fucked a clown that has herpes, and now my cock looks funny.

I often wondered. During the internet bubble, there was a lot less money in circulation than now and people ran the market up to "irrational exhuberance" levels. Now the Fed is supporting the market and not getting the same results. Seems as though when many individuals with small...

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Yikers, $200 for a book on how dumb we are? Good news bad news. How dumb we are? To find out please send $199.00 plus shipping. Act now and we'll include for no charge a 30 day supply of sham wows.

Various "lotto" games for pre schoolers. Booyah!!!! Got Math? I don't need no stinkin math, I play lotto.

Allright, I got a joke for ya. This guy goes into the library and asks for a book on the $USD. The librarian says "Fuck off, go buy your own toilet paper."

Speaker John Boehner pushed his debt-ceiling bill through the House Friday night with the support of 218 Republicans. Here are the 22 no votes: Justin Amash (Mich.) Michele Bachmann (Minn.) Chip Cravaack (Minn.) Scott Desjarlais (Tenn.) Tom Graves (Ga.) Tim Huelskamp (Kans.) Steve King...

Very nice post. I agree. We are at the muddy bottom in many aspects. Plenty of corruption is coming to light. Elected officials have to be walking on egg shells right about now. I wouldn't make a bet, that this is the bottom of our current mess. Things will probably get much worse.

Ask Jizz They would make a great search engine. About 1,850,000 wanks (0.09 seconds)

Ditto. Kids do well with structure.

Man and woman get married and go to hotel to constipate their marrage. He pulls his pants down and she jumps back and says, "What the hell is wrong with your nees?" He says " I had neasles when I was a kid" She says "you mean measles don't you" He says "No, it's neasles, messes up your...

Lopez proceeded to ask how Clinton could hide “cankles,” Whazzup with those "bunkles"?

The headline caught my eye some time back, authored by a black guy. "With No More Cotton To Pick, What Will America Do With 36 Million Black People?"...

I like to mess with blind people by going up to them in the street and saying, "Nice poodle."