Man, quit sounding like a noob (well, maybe you are). This bear market feels like peanuts compared to 2008 market crash. I haven't even detected any real PANIC in the market like in 2008. As for CNBC and Barrons, I'm sure they will outlive you and your measly account.
Yeah, I took a short position prior to the close @ 3668.
Wow, what's all the ongoing fuss about? When in doubt, stay on the sideline. That itself is a good defensive strategy.