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Why Does This Old Rhyme Reminds Me So Much Of Our Politics? Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants! I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before, So pull up a chair and sit on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door. One fine... -
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A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE This is the winner:- My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life. Other good ones: I see your face when I am dreaming... -
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Computer Virus Alert There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, Internet or simply handed to you by a colleague ... DO NOT OPEN IT. This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted... -
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Clean Mormon Joke A young man is set apart as a missionary. After the setting apart, his stake president reminds him that he is now a missionary and must act as a missionary. The young man is troubled and asks the president, "You know I have a girlfriend. Will it be okay to give her a... -
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A pharmacist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against a wall. He asks his assistant what's with the guy over there by the wall. The assistant replies that the guy came in to get something for his cough that had plagued him over the past two days. The assistant explains that he... -
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A Good Oldie: The Top 10 Winners in the International Pun Contest. 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger. 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the... -
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I have taken it a pun myself to find a good pun! After my friend entered a local biggest loser contest he informed me that I would be seeing less of him. To find the marionnette I wanted, I had to pull a lot of strings. Tickets to see Paul McCartney were over a hundred dollars each because... -
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Real Entertaining Puns It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his... -
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Matter Of Perspective Two cars approached a tricky turn from opposite directions and at high speed somewhere in Central Europe: a brand new Porsche driven by a German financier on a lecture tour, and an old Skoda driven by a Czech factory worker going back home. They were both at fault... -
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Tips for Handling Telemarketers Three Little Words That Work !! (1)The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...' Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler... -
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The Hairdresser A woman was at her Italian hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you... -
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A Great Oldie 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl, very loose... I was just minding my own business and she invited me in, for a night of sin...' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?'... -
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I think most of your jokes are very funny. For example, here are two recent ones that I thought were hilarious: "I fell asleep at the wheel today. Oh Christ! What a mess. There was clay everywhere!" "I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit...