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As CEO of Trojan condoms, I'd just like to wish everyone not using our brand a happy Father's Day.. :D

Fair point, except when I checked around with friends and family, no one else knows what the hell happened either. It's not like we're a bunch of dummies but if all of these laws, etc created collective dire situations beyond our control, it's nobody we went to school with, Ya got me, how this...

Simon Black of Sovereign Man ------------------- Before leaving New York, I was enjoying a perfectly nice afternoon yesterday walking around the Upper West side. When I got to Lincoln center, roughly at the corner of Broadway and W 62nd Street, reality set in. No fewer than ten NYPD storm...

My dog ate a condom last night. Try explaining that to the vet as it's hanging halfway out of his ass.

My wife has been worried about the corn she found on her foot. Which makes me slightly suspicious about the footprint in my dinner last night.

What did the leprechaun say to the rainbow? "Give me all your money you gay son of a bitch"

Did you hear about the two Lepers who were playing poker? When the one threw his hand in, the other one laughed his ass off.

What is it that sets the boundaries that we live in in the world and why have they been set like that? ----------------------------------- I like that question. I'm going to have to go with control. Then we can leave out the theological arguements because man can introduce God into the...

There goes another good acronym. When ya google ATM you might get a recipe for a shit steak sandwich or porn.:eek:

Didja see the new auto accidents stats? Women crash into women at the high end of scale. This is not even funny. :D :D :D I just passed the 'Annual Meeting of Women Drivers' meeting a few minutes ago. Or as you might call it, a 5 car pile up.

findafamilymember.com. Redneck number 1 dating website.

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Metaphorically speaking, I've always admired people who've been through war and are able to write and talk about it. Oth, I truly understand and respect those who have been through war and choose not to talk about it.

The author should hook up with the woman who wrote the book "Everything is rape". Not sure of the exact title but it's out there and I don't care to look for it. This woman had a "rational" conclusion for every male action and defined it as rape in one form or another. "Oh he looked at me"...

So, my daughter calls me up, very upset. She was handing out ice cream at the MCD drive through and the woman grabbed the ice cream off the top of the cone and drove off laughing. (She didn't understand but she does now) <iframe width="560" height="349"...

I was reading about this Doctor that visited some longlost relatives in Appalachia (backwoods). He planned another visit out there but this time he said he would treat anybody nearby for free. They had a tent and picnic, etc and hundreds of people came. he brought some meds and a few medical...

If a pit bull hops a fence and kills someone, what difference does it make whether the owner is good or bad?

Find a smart, experienced trial lawyer to challenge the ACLU ----- How about John Edwards? He understands the big wins. Uhmnnn. Where's the money?

He's teaming up with Jane Seymore on MSLSD. The "Seymore Weiner" show.