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I was interviewing a Russian man at work today. "Hello Vladimir or do your prefer Vlad?" " Either will do he said." "Okay Either, why do you want to work for this company?"

Whoopsie... someone missed the point. No homework, teacher has one less thing to do, like check homework.Yea !!!! Win win for everyone.

I went into the doctors earlier and I said to him 'Doctor you really have to help me one of my balls is ten times bigger than the other!' He replied 'Well lets take a look at it and I'll see if I can help you' So I started to grasp, with two hands a huge testicle and set it on his table...

I always figured you gotta be somewhere 40 hours a week, either in school or work. Problem is, you can't really do much with a 40 hour a week pay check. So I bumped up my motto to 50 hours a week. This isn't too bad, a 50 hour a week paycheck allows you a pittance life style better than 40 hours...

I once took part in the 12 step cure to alcoholism. I failed though! I took 300 steps too many and ended up down at the bar.

"All we do is argue, we need to learn to get along," my wife said. "So let's try and speak the same language from now on, okay?" "Moooooooo," I replied

I see weiner is trying to influence who gets his seat. Must be like the stock exchange, sell seats.

while protecting the sale to that 13-year-old of an interactive video game in which he actively, but virtually, binds and gags the woman, then tortures and kills her?" = equals "Hansel and Gretel kill their captor by baking her in an oven, Cinderella's evil stepsisters have their eyes...

This is true. This is the logic of the current admistration. "Geithner, continuing, argued that if the administration did not extract a trillion dollars in new revenue from its plan to increase taxes on people earning more than $250,000, including small businesses, the government would in...

I was on a blind date with a girl once. She said, "You seem like a nice guy. How come you're still single?" I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I suppose my standards are too high." "Really?" she asked. "Well," I replied, "Take the girls in this bar for example... Wouldn't fuck her...

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/ lots of pix and more info, I was looking at this earlier.

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GVfAi7PNaeE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> I had to chuckle on this bit of philosphy from Ali. Sort of rings true.

On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:20........ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ doobie doobie do °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸

People ask me when I'm gonna get my own place, but I don't think I will for a while, my parents are still very healthy.

"Obama: We Can't Just Cut Our Way to Prosperity" Sure you can. PE, hedge funds, etc do it all the time.... :cool: Not sayin it's good thing, just sayin. On the flip side. I suppose Obama wants to spend our way to prosperity, this is good, just not on credit.

Gore didn't have a chance in '08 because the Clintons wouldn't permit Gore to run for office. Coming up, Gore's brand is enviromentalism, a tired and worn out costly trend. besides, the EPA as a beuaracracy has all the power it needs. The EPA is more powerful than Congress now and a Gore...

I forgot about that. Good one. I see that crap planted around, passed off as landscaping.

Driving a cab. Changing "was" to "is" on his wikipedia page. Laughing at the man in France who was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian he thought was Osama bin Laden. Even though it was a mistake, it still ranks as France's biggest military victory ever.

If Jesus saves he'll be fucked with the interest rates at the moment.

And yea, before I go...one last thing....it may be time to think about starting a slow increase in interest rates. --Sheila Bair