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Peter Barnes: Any risk of a downgrade of the US? Timmy: None. Peter Barnes: None? Not even a little? Timmy: None. Peter Barnes: Just a litttttlllleeee bit? Come on Tim? Just an ass hair? Timmy: None. Peter Barnes: Just a fucking speck of sand in the universe chance...

Aha, the old 'numbers no good trick' WH: your numbers are no good S&P: we know that WH: well you can't downgrade us with bad numbers S&P: where do we get these "good" numbers? WH: we don't know where good numbers come from.

The Standard & Poor's rating agency served the Obama administration with notice Friday afternoon that it planned to downgrade the U.S. government's AAA credit rating, an administration official told CNN. But S&P has yet to make its ruling public, and the source told CNN the...

Last year, I went to America on a mountain climbing holiday. I had an accident, and fell 30ft. I broke both my legs and was bleeding heavily. I managed to make it to a road, where I flagged down a car which drove me to the hospital. I crawled into the waiting room, and two nurses ran over...

Obama To Speak On Jobs At 11:00 am "Michelle has hired 2 servants and let me be clear, I'm getting a new caddy." ( a former GS employee).

I heard of this engineer that lost his life after climbing mountains in Tibet when he was seeking advice from the Dali lama. Seems the Dali lama called him a moron and on the descent had a heart attack. The engineer had quit the rat race and decided to become a gentleman dairy farmer. Quite a...

Oh vey! Bearice I made that up!...:cool:

I took a girl out to dinner tonight and when we'd finished she said, "I've had a lovely time, let's go Dutch." I replied, "I've had a great time too, but I'm going to go French." She said, "What's French?" It was then I ran away from the restaurant.

Happy Birthday Obama

Obama standing in the Arab world is now lower than Bush. The rabs had reason to dislike Bush, you'd think they would love Obama.

The impression I had about retailers such as Sears, is they made their money on the credit. The retail product was the vehicle to get the credit sale where the real money was made. Credit is in the dumpster.

Free cell service means "one less bill that someone has to pay, so they can pay their rent or for day care... One more thing in a long line of poor "choices' people make. People choose not to pay their rent or day care but "choose" to use what little money they have for a cell phone...

Ya'll think Corzine replaces Geithner? "..... futures broker sold $325 million of five-year unsecured notes, the company said today in a statement. The notes will pay an extra percentage point of interest if Corzine is named to a federal post and confirmed by the Senate before July 2013...

How much do you guys want to bet that in the coming days Bernanke is going to come out and blow another pile of money on QE3? Does Obama need some re-election campaign cash? He's not going to raise a billion dollars without some help from Bernanke.

Some history: In 1872, the muslims introduced the concept of using a goat intestine as a condom. In 1873, Britain improved on the concept and actually removed the intestine from the Goat first.

I remember the first time I heard Obama speak. I thought, where's the tent? The guy should have a fucking tent. At any rate: Obama Talks, Market Tanks reminds me of when he campaigns for other Dems in the mid term elections and they lost. Mister midas -the golden touch, everything turns into...

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner.

(Somewhere on the net) ------------------- "Martha's Vineyard Prepares to Welcome 'Black Irish' First Family with Huge Reunion Fund Raiser! " O'Bama's vacation is not without controversy, coming in the midst of a 'debt ceiling' crisis, $4 gasoline, unemployment pushing 10%, 120 Million...

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the mountain? Nothing, She was wearing mittens.

Central Falls, Rhode Island Files For Bankruptcy Meredith Whitney just had her first orgasm. :D