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Who would invest in a company that focuses on jobs ahead of profits? --------------- Better send Obama an e mail. Company cut jobs, stock rally.

As far as I know, mortgages are not assumable ( some were years ago). A buy or sell has to start over, more closing cost, title insurance, broker fee's, origination fees etc. Suppose the law was changed and every mortgage became instantly assumable. Plan A - Someone owns a home for example...

One time one of my employee's pissed me off so I made him "janitor" for a week. On the second day of his assignment he announced to everyone that when he checked the waste basket in the ladies room, it was still empty and wanted to know why women didn't wash their hands after they used the rest...

President Obama fits the definition of a male chauvinist pig. --------------Maybe his wife is a male chauvinist pig but not barrack. He strikes me as a guy who sits when he takes a leak. (He uses this "sitting time" to brush up on history, for example "Abe Linclon started the Republican...

People with money and big ego's and grand plans and don't want to wait 10 years for building permits head over to the UAE and do stuff in a big way. Can't build anything in the US, everything is petty bs. 10 years working on ground zero. They've been trying to build a second track in upstate...

I'm going to go with my first thought. Head over to the UN. I would use the food or medicine angle, this appeals to the emotional aspect and not much need for "proper" accounting.

Speaking of wood. Nice article on wood. If someone invented wood today it would never be approved as a building material. It burns, it rots, it has different strength properties depending on its orientation, no two pieces are alike, and most cruelly of all, it expands and contracts based...

Basic need to pro create.

Ha Buffett tax!! Anyone want to guess when the last year Buffett only made a million.

I have to laugh at that one. I needed some excavating done this spring, I call this guy, been around for years, he stops by on a Thurs. Looks around and says I'll be back next week to shoot elevatiions and give you a price. 2 weeks go by, I called someone else, he's going to stop by in a few...

My wife cuddled next to me on the sofa last night. "I feel horny," she whispered, rubbing my thigh. "Do you want to go to bed?" "Definitely," I replied. "Keep the noise down, there's a cucumber in the fridge."

Remember how we raised kids self esteem in school, Then they graduate and want to start at the top, be a boss. Fast food and other business's changed job titles and everyone is a "manager" a "shift leader". Well guess what, starting at the top is not good enough anymore, people want to skip the...

I agree. When I was ten years old I was as tall as midget and let me tell you my mother would drag me around the womens department shopping and I'd ditch her in the circular racks of clothes, getting kneed in the face by stangers. No thanks.

Is that the leader of Libya? Everyone is trying to oust the kernel there.:eek:

I'll offer up my observation like this. Suppose a one bedroom apartment in the suburbs is about $900 a month. You need a car in the burbs to get to work, maybe $350 a month car payment, another $200 a month for gas, another $300 a month for auto insurance. Your min total is $1750 a month for...

We Should Teach Egyptian Revolution in our Schools.... Relax....:) The priority in what should be taught currently is "gay" accomplishments thoughout history as CA DOE leads the way. Checkback in a couple thousand years.

I went with my daughter to get some binders at office max, the friggin pos binders were $5.49 a piece. Just to be a prick, at the cash out I asked the nerd what's the gauarnatee of these pos binders that aren't worth 99 cents. Without batting an eye he pulls out a chart and offered me a 1 year...

A hungry man was going along the street. He got to a place and saw a sign board with the inscription "eat as much as you can here, your grandson will pay" The man went in and confirmed from the receptionist who confirmed the statement. The hungry man now ordered assorted meat, fish...

-Last years Ny Post article. ---------------------- Cash is king at local restaurants and bars struggling with a tight economy and small profit margins. To avoid paying credit-card fees and -- shhh -- maybe fudge income numbers for the tax collector -- some merchants are treating...

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