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Eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow But only you red will do for this fellow Cuz you are my Abbot to my Costello And you are the fruit to my loom :D

I heard about this guy who used a milking stool. Yuppers, he had a large screen set up in his barn and would milk cows in between trades.

Short summary on derivatives. "You have $90 worth of real gold and $10 of fools gold = $100. If you divide this in half each half is worth $50. This is the concept. The derivative dealers would then take this $100 contract and put it into a trust and divide it up into $1 units and sell these...

When I read about incidents like these, I wonder if that shit would fly in an inner city school. You know, an all black school, with a black principle. I doubt they have a policy such as this and if they did they'd never enforce it.

George Will had a pretty neat formula in his column today. As an example, homosexual practice is personal so the gov't shouldn't have jurisdiction. Hence sodomy laws should be rescinded. Okay I'll buy that, sounds fair. Now this right breeds another right, the support or approval...

Obama: "Italy is a wealthy country blah blah blah." If you like Italy, you'll love Spain, then France. ------------------------------------------- :D

Instead, we found a course that espouses a specific—and limited—view of economics that we believe perpetuates problematic and inefficient systems of economic inequality in our society today. Perhaps that is all they know. If not, then perhaps that is all they are allowed to profess, ya...

"latest sighting of a face on a testicle was my girlfriend_....last night at the bar. . " Stay tuned......

I figured this would happen in CA. Every major financial (think Orange county) blow up ended with Ca getting the shaft from wall street. That state is loaded with dummies. NY rocks.

Ask yourself this. What are the consequences of not making the trade?

They look real to me....:cool:

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, no wonder your a middle aged man making minimum wage with originality like that, I hope your family enjoys eating "peas" on toast and taking a vaction to the mall you fucking failure... now who's got the long...

I could see right away a couple of problems with Cain. First of all, he has a birth certificate and he had a "real" job.

If corps avoid taxes why should I care? One less cent they pay in tax would probably result in a lower retail price to me. Taxes are passed through to the consumer. Uhmnnnn.. will my taxes be lower if a corp pays more in taxes? Yes, you say. Prove it. Oh I get it, my taxes would...

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That should be in a fortune cookie :D

That's funny. Reminds me, at one time most of my house was a series of "ledges". Lanscaping was a series of "ledges". My shop was a series of ledges And seriously, that is why I play piano, someplace to set my beer. (it wasn't about the music):D

Ehhh...doesn't matter. Sooner or later everyone would find out Godfathers pizza uses cheese from China.

"The new Bernankcopter!! It's designed after Greenspans nose. The Square black box between the skids is a high velocity fiat printer. To the front of that is a direct feed, ink-cooled reciprocating fiat cannon."