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Specifically, Bernanke said today: We don’t have a precise read on why this slower pace of growth is persisting. Obama has met his "clueless" match. We're screwed.. ----------- Don't know who has the answers, but we know who doesn't have the answers. We are going to end up with a...

“Growth,” said Bernanke, “will return into 2012.” Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow... Time in its petty way Creeping up on us Day by day :cool:

My dog had puppies. I think the economy is on a roll now. Two very bullish signs.

What happended to Zero hedge? Site been down a couple days.

You know you're getting old.... I was taking a shit this morning when I was suddenly interupted by some kids who wanted to know if I needed help crossing the road.

A woman came into my clinic today complaining of problems with her vision. "Get your breasts out and tell me what I'm doing," I said. "Erm..erm," she sputtered squinting her eyes. "Are you trying to get your pen working?" "Good," I replied. "Now just sit there until I get the ink out".

CNN News: Italy urges Libya fighting halt. Says alot about your country when they want to give up before France.

His mother taught him all she knew But Joey knew it was time.... he had to find a real girlfriend.

Rest in pieces.

It was a dark and stormy night.... A policeman asked me, "Where were you on the evening of your wife's death?" I said, "I was going door to door with my new business, delivering alcohol to those in need after 11pm, it's a simple effective service; customers can order via telephone, or over...

What would be the most real estate you could buy with 250k? Suppose @10% down you could get 2.5m worth of property. The key would be how soon you could get your 250k out of your 2.5m property to use for a down payment on another 2.5m of real estate. If your down payment is locked in and...

People with HIV have doing that for years. Commiting offenses, heading off to prison, getting treatment that wasn't affordable any other way. -------------------- He said he's hoping to receive back and foot surgery, and get the protrusion on his chest treated. Any problems...

I took all the blind kids from the childrens hospital to France for the weekend to visit the eiffel tower when one of them said "sir, it really smells funny up here" "thats because where in france, now lets go to euro disney!!" i replied "yeeeeeyyyyy!!!" Gullible bastards, all it...

I saw a sign posted in a workplace today. It said "If you practice substance abuse......" WTF...."practice?"... 12 step.. "Hello, my name is Bob." "Hi Bob." "I haven't practiced smoking crack in three day.""' Support group cheers "Yeah!" "Way to go Bob!"...

The "Nookie" is the x rated version of the "Nook".

Suppose you're member of Congress and you have an account @ GS. You're going to vote on a piece of legislation "asbestos" for example. So you buy some USG or GRA, bellls and whistles go off at the GS office and bada bing bada boom, everyone at GS has a position. You snooze you lose. So...

I remember going to see the stones at a rock festival back in '74. That was when my passion for geology really started.

Have every company add 10% to their workforce and invoice the Fed for the increase in payroll. UE should drop by half, shouldn't be inflationary and you might see a reduction in UE benefits and some people off the welfare rolls.

How many people with severe vertigo does it take to change a lightbulb? 3... One to lean against the ladder, one to fall off and one to complain because "the lights are all whirly"...

When I was younger, my dad used to show me pictures about why it's important to always wear a condom. Funny thing is, they were all just pictures of me...