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Would a African American perspective help me scout stocks? I think there are many industries that diversity has zero advantages. Oth, If wanted to sell pizza's to a Chinaman, I would hire a Chinaman, for marketing purposes. Now if the Fed says I need to make him a manager, I'd have a problem...

I'll never forget when I dated a porn star. I said to my xxx girlfriend,(oh la la), "I see Christmas is on a Friday this year!" She said, "I hope it's not Friday the fucking 13th"

In 1872, the muslims introduced the concept of using a goat intestine as a condom. In 1873, Britain improved on the concept and actually removed the intestine from the Goat first.

My neighbor has a generator. problem is gas, gets old gotta keep recycling gas, into the car, refilliing the cans. Personally I'd get an invertor installed in the car. My next house is gonna have propane furnace. Use some oil lamps for light.

By the age of 23, kids credit is usually ruined and they are in debt. Top reason, cell phone bills, next up is student loan, probably then Credit Cards, charging pizza, chips, boxers, maybe a toothbrush. If they had a car or a liscense usually they totaled the car or lost their liscense with...

Interesting how the PC crowd, multiculturalism, along with the courts have taken prayer out fo schools, got rid of Christmas tress, etc, separation of church and state, blah blah blah. You know what brought God and religion back into mainstream politics? Islam. Back to the holy wars...

Three Americans walk into a bar... Okay, scratch that. Two Americans walk into a bar. The third is too obese to even get through the doorway. He successfully sues the architect and the bartender for 20 million dollars for hurt feelings, then spends his winnings in McDonald's. He...

I started drinking "boyland" brand soda, made with cane sugar. Very interesting flavor, not used to it.

'Lincoln Remembered for Signing the Declaration of Independence' Today Lincoln, tomorrow Obama. (Fast forward a generation or 2 and Obama will have written the Declaration of Independence.)

I agree and also add, political implications around the world, if other countries lost confidence in our banking system based on the reasons our own country would not support financial inst of all kinds, confidence would be lost. How did TARP morph into tax breaks for makers of wooden...

I'm going to write in Lilly Von Schtuup, seems like a nice girl. http://youtu.be/au5f6pMgN2s

"That statement expired about 5 seconds after he made it."

I like that. Next time I get pulled over by a cop and he asks for "liscense and registration" I'm go to say "ur sapo doufu too instead of rice". So an Irishman, a polack and an Italian walk into a bar and the bartender says ""ur sapo doufu too instead of rice". knock knock Who's there...

Obama reminds me of the rabbit hunter who got tired and sat on a stump for a rest. Dam rabbit ran right into the stump, died instantly. So how'd Obama kick al Qaueda's ass all the way from Martha's Vineyard? For some reason I just can't picture Obama and strategy in the same room.

I was reading a book about architecture of cities, landmarks, historical buildings, ya know, the ones we admire, preserve, etc. the most strking comment the author made was that each and everyone of these buildings are "illegal" according to code. Can't build them like that, they might fall...

. That's just great, no Facebook. Now I have to phone 326 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a beer and going to bed, lol'. It'll take me all night!

Anyone know the name of this weatherman?

"Dear, why are there broken condoms on our couch?" "Nutmeg... Would you please call our children by their names."

Top further collapses Based on models the top is rated AAA or Aaa (no chance of further collapse). Falls over like a tree We're talking Washington momument (TBTF) Goes down like 911 WTC. Obama stimulates economy with shovel ready jobs by building new memorial, sells naming...

Hurricane Irene is about to hit east coast of United States. If MTV doesn't cancel Jersey Shore, God will.