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Stopped in a local bar yesterday they have a sign up saying 50% discount for regulars. I asked the bartender "How do I become a regular"? He said "Bran flakes and Senokot"

Obama has 85% of the black vote, I think it's time to ask the African American community about Palestine. We need to engage our cutting edge commentator Al Sharpton on foreign policy, too! Getting back to the original question though. WWAD (What would Acorn do)...:D...

Putting together crumbs of my own deductions, I think what has happened here is these professors write and obtain grants for millions of dollars from the Fed. This money gets dropped into a University pot and the prof gets to name his salary (his grant money also supports additional staff) and...

I just flew in from Kenya. And boy are my arms tired.

Obama's speech writer has called it quits. “It’s always been a dream of mine to write comedy and be creative,” said Lovett, lmao In other news Geithner has also quit. “It’s always been a dream of mine to own an Ostrich farm" said Geithner

I may be wrong but I thought I read that in some U's there are more admistrators than professors.

Patriotic rally.

I went to the library and asked the librarian if they have a book on the female clitoris. The librarian says "yes sir we have, but, we cant find it" Ahahahahaha........... :D :D :D ha hah ha!

How do I set up people to pay for my trade picks? ?

I have to defend Morganist and his views, I enjoy his interpretations and ideas. Of course this is just me being me, I have no credibility but it does beat out each of us parroting similiar thoughts back and forth hashing over the same old drivel.

Things are so bad..... "My doctor is trying to get me to join the 'Pill of the Month Club'". --John Crudele :D Special offer for ET members this month. (drum roll) Xanax .... is used to treat anxiety disorders and panic disorder (sudden, unexpected attacks of extreme fear and...

It would be fun to watch him debate Obama. As far as him debating other nominee's I'd bet Christie would strike common ground with all of the others. Like the old saying goes "I'm right and you're smart".

I think Obama should stick with natural and manmade disasters. Gulf oil spill Joplin tornado Hurrican Irene Wild fires, earthquakes, snowstorms. The guy is a friggin jinx.

Matter of fact, the African American community missed a big opportunity. The whole mood of the country shifted to prejuidice against the Arabs after 911. The blacks should have joined right in, good chance to take the heat off being black. Pick on the Arabs.

Don't forget the Polacks and the Chinese. Know what? Everybody gets a turn, they sucked it up and dealt with it. Moved on, bought businesses, built communities, China towns and Little Italies and Pole towns and Greek towns all over the country. Pretty cool how that works.

"Hi, I'm here to fix the fridge." "Oh hi, sure, it's just over here...oh my, that's a big-ass stillson wrench you've got there," she said, caressing my penis. "Well," I said, "it's a pretty big-ass fridge."

lmao. My grannie was getting mugged by thugs in Detroit.

My girlfriend left me because of my dream to be a news anchor. More on this later.

You're exactly right. I don't.. but this caught me off gaurd and has me wondering the sad state of affairs on how this man was elected. There are plenty of good leaders with zero credentials but he failed us on this count too. Forget the crap about majority vote, he was presented to us...

'It may sometimes happen that a truth, an insight, which you have slowly and laboriously puzzled out by thinking for yourself could easily have been found already written in a book; but it is a hundred times more valuable if you have arrived at it by thinking for yourself. For only then will it...