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During the sale, scheduled for Tuesday, baked goods will be sold to white men for $2.00, Asian men for $1.50, Latino men for $1.00, black men for $0.75 and Native American men for $0.25. All women will get $0.25 off those prices. ----------------------- Great idea, let's take this one step...

Fast forward a few years and "This Occupy Wall Street" will find these same kids, older and investing in WS and probably working there. Face the fact, some point in time you're going to have to invest in something and that something is going to be the vampire squid or stone soup. Hope...

How do you propose to calm down a "libturd" before she hurts herself or others. People work themselves into an emotional frenzy, lose control, words just ain't going to get anyone to calm down.

I can understand how astronomers work out how far the stars are from the earth, and what their sizes are but how do you find out what their names are?

Blind man leads blind man into ditch....:cool:

There is no one to disrupt in the financial district on a Saturday.

"It gets folks discouraged. I know. I listen to some of y'all," Obama told an audience of some 3,000 ..... "y'all" ???? Sheesh, Obama sounds like Hillary.

Reuters: "Obama Hosts PIIG Brunch to Promote Austerity. $1,775 Greek Salads? WTF!"

Why do yanks moan so much.. People are always going to biitch and moan. You know what is really amazing? We keep trying. Just look at he crap a President has to go through, what's worse is the job has no respect. You'd think respect for the office would be the least citizens could offer...

Eventually someone will figure out how to attract the brightest minds in their fields and consolidate them into an online university. ----------------------- There already is someone doing this. Bill Gates' favorite teacher...

I always get teased for having a girlfriend with 38 D's. There's just something about big feet that I find really sexy.

Yeah, my marriage is on the rocks again. My wife broke up with her boyfriend.

The un-elected bureaucracy has too much power. This is evident with DEC, EPA, Fannie and freddie, now HUD. No one elected these people or their policies, like a parasitic tumor that even the elected officials have trouble containing. Then they take their rats ass policies to court to have...

“ The most racist group in America is older black men. You know pleasant Willie down at the store. Well Willie ain’t so pleasant. He hates your guts!” -- Chris Rock

Kid: "Dad can I have $20?" Dad: "$10 dollars?????? What do you need $5 for?"

I propose the fitted sheet, The sheet that fit and on the fitted sheet I shit. :D

Hmnnn.. I wonder. Ya think you can go to Detroit and buy a 5k house and put it on your Visa card? Better idea, then fix it up spend maybe 10k charge it on the same card, then throw the card away.

What do you call a man with a satellite on his head? Jamal, hopefully.

Don't dwell on the past, once you figure out what went wrong there's no one to fix it anyways. Meanwhile, what does mean for the future? No one to buy those average 300k houses. Stay tuned when the average price of the house goes to zero and 35k is not enough to support the school and...