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I've been a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I have never been in Cognito either; apparently no-one recognises you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be...

My French girlfriend dumped me last week. I was staying with her family and one day her mother was doing a sudoku in the paper. Eventually she put down the newspaper and the pencil and sighed. "Oh I give up." she said, "Someone else can finish it." Apparently "I've heard that one somewhere...

Currently this country has a "real estate" problem. We know we need housing to get moving to get the economy moving. Secondly, what are municipalities getting ready to sell? Real assets. Land building, bridges roads,etc. Wouldn't hurt to have a real estate guy in charge of business...

The rule was put in place because the market always goes up.:D just give it some time. You know, re enforce the buy and hold model... :cool:

Somewhere 50 years from now some scientist will be sitting in his rocking chair and with pride tell his grandchildren " that drinking water cannot be sold as a way to combat dehydration." "Yuppers, that was me who said that!" His claim to fame, his 15 minutes of fame. no matter whether it's...

I was thinking the same thing. The sharks are circling.

Why subject yourself to all the auto exhaust? You should stay home in air conditioning and chew on HEPA air filters.

I hope they allow doggie bags. My uncle Joe is retarded and misses cafeteria food.

Natalie Wood walks into a bar... The one her husband loosened on deck of the boat.

I can relate to that. Although I can't recall doing anything like that, I can think of a 3 or 4 instances where I would have like to have done that. Now that I'm older and wiser and have had time to relfect on my life, my regrets are not doing that. There was one guy I really wanted to...

Newt or anyone else can talk like that, since the OWS is white people. Trying telling a group of protesting African Americans to go take a bath and get a job. OWS is old white people insulting young white people. Crock of shit.

Ralph is a bald headed prick in this video as we continue down memeory lane to the good old days...:cool: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IByDSLeM6Lk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Since I couldn't be there in person. Here's mine. Boooooooooooooo The first lady said "Next year I'm going to dress as a Budweiser bottle."

"S&P recently said that a 'watered down' package from the Super Committee would put downward pressure on the rating. Moody’s said the outcome of the Super Committee would be informative but not decisive for its rating analysis."

Whoever put "Too Cool to Do Drugs" on a pencil is a spastic. Every time you sharpen it, it changes to "Cool to Do Drugs", then "Do Drugs" and eventually "Drugs".

I just read that 1/2 an hour ago. Spot on and proves my point fwiw. I doubt anything will happen. Two of my kids during hs worked on a summer paid project cleaning a school. Scraping gum off desks for hours each day. lmao, they didn't put gum on desks any more after that. Making kids a...

This video shows a womans brain activity when she makes a comment on the gold standard. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XQzf8lHuYPo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

How pointless. We should pleasantly ask the protestors who is a registered voter, all those that reply yes, give them a free bus ticket to DC.

I remember cutting up frogs in school but then I thought wtf is the teacher cutting up frogs for in cooking class.

"The same imaging sequence occurs when a woman picks out a wallpaper she likes." :D