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Fer crissakes., loks like a drunk installed the shelving. Who does that? Seriously, an errant forlift deestroys warehouse (hic...hic..)

How quaint. :cool: After listening to 8 years of people disrespecting Bush ( "Office of the President") Pfffttttt....... The White House is a sandbox full of children.

There's two parts to incidents like these. 1) people apologize. 2) people get fired I hope she didn't apologize.

The first rule of Alzheimer's club is you don't talk about Alzheimer's club. The first rule of Alzheimer's club is you do not talk about Alzheimer's club! The first rule...

I watched it. :eek:

How do you pay for research? When profitablilty shits the bed in the corporate world, the first budget cut is research. What's the profitability of mal practice insurers?

So one kid comes home from school and asks me if I want to donate for some "charitable" cause they are trying to raise funds for at school. Me being "Father Prick" asks "How about you doing some chores and I'll pay you and you can donate the F'n money you earned?" Well this approach has...

Back in the day, when I worked in the Hardware store our best selling item on Black Friday? A plunger. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EATuIFdKhvc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I recently discovered that I have Alzheimers disease. We won 3-2, it was great.

".... if you ever meet a proctologist at a party, you should stand nearby to be assured of hearing a funny story that will inevitably end with someone claiming "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc". :D

At 12 I had a weekly paper route, couldn't deliver the daily paper till 14, then @ 14 had a daily route, @16 I was working in a restaurant (steak house mnnnnn..) bought a fake ID and hit the bars. :cool: I still have my fake ID, it's so gay, I got this little "pussy bumper" moustache. lmao

Sources at REN TV said Ms Limanova would not be punished for her slip-up despite the embarrassment it has caused the channel. ------------------------ She "shoots" she scores...boyaah! In other news: "Russian woman has 2 more balls than our American President."

Well it's much easier for a 17 yo to get the court record "sealed" than giving the kid a job. Why aren't there any jobs for kids under 18? Where do you expect them to get money to buy stuff? Any store that sells lotto or beer cannot/won't employ people under 18 because of various laws..

My wife wants a pair of boots, a blouse, some dress pants and a new jacket for Christmas. I've got her a $10 Wall Mart gift card. She can use the change to get her hair cut.

Help yourself. The only compliation I have is all on ET, I figure maybe someone might copy it all and do whatever. Me I never look back. {:>) Right now I'm looking for the lyrics for that love song: "Don't Wait Up On The Shrimpboat Baby Cause I'm Comin' Home With The Crabs" Stay tuned....

Hot nuts...hot nuts..get 'em from the peanut man...:cool: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sHFxDcKElSM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:D lmao Who knows what people put up their ass these days. Uhmnnn. Looks like we have another ER admission with some guy who put window putty up his ass. Might be an epidemic.:D

Our local librarian passed away recently and we had a minute of "noise" in her honor.....go figure....:cool:

Have you checked out the number of people killed and maimed with air bags? I suppose that death from safety devices warrants different economic calculations.