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I notice Chief Sitting Bull had an adopted brother named "Jumping Bull". That's pretty random.. Jumping Bull said to his brother Sitting Bull, "I fix cracked buffalo horn with special resin" Sitting Bull replied "That Bob from Autoglass sure gets around". Those guys were pretty...

Waters is wrestling with a long-running ethics investigation .. -------------- I think she would would be perfect for the job. Honor among thieves.......

Weddings are funerals for blowjobs.

Good luck with that. Situations like these are family court matters, Hipaa regs. The mother probably went to the press because she was po'd and if she continues trying to make a case in the press she'll be charged with endangering the welfare of her own child.

Have you seen the penthouse magazine for married men? The same girl puts on an extra 5 pounds, month after month after month.

"The boy's mother speaks for many mothers who have tried to help their child or children maintain a healthy weight as they are bombarded by fast-food ads, "food deserts" where only convenience stores sell food, and the attraction of a sedentary routine" ------------ This woman is blaming the...

Somehow that family got the attention of authorities. A mandated reporter perhaps a teacher or Dr.. I'd guess obesity was not the primary issue. At any rate, who here would like to parent or provide weight loss program to a 200 lb 8 year old? Food to this kid might be like taking a bone...

The Usa To Bailout Italy For 794 Billion ------------- Good. We spend that on crabgrass killer in this country. no biggie. I like the Italians. Go snookie.....:cool:

The wife's made me put up a real Christmas tree and now our living room's just like the lobby of Bank of America. It's full of pricks.

On the short side of things. If you worked over time last week, did you make more money than last year? Yes. If the question is did they make any more money than last year,well that remains to be seen. An increase in sales, isn't going to amount to jack shit except for cash flow for the...

"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?" shouted the anus.

It used to piss me off when my laces untied. But ya know, it's a good bending exercise and keeps your back in shape.

I was in wall mart today and just saw a little boy with bigger tits than my wife. Kids these days, they've got everything

Yea well I remember: David Cameron prays to God. "Lord, what can I do? Pakistanis are burning effigies of me". The heavens open and God replies "Don't worry Dave, I'll put the fucking fires out"

Washington sources also branded the stunt an “act of violence”, ------------------- pffftttt..... This was a "kinetic" protest.

Pretty sure I know what my wife's getting me for Christmas. When I guessed, "a threesome?" she got all angry like I'd ruined the surprise.

After a night of wild sex and drinking, I awoke to find myself in bed with the presence of a real ugly woman. It was only then I realized I had made it home safely.

This day in history: On black Friday 1967, in anticipation of municipal elections throughout Ta Ta Creek, Tenn , the Stunata foot powder company launched an advertising campaign that featured the slogan: "Vote for any candidate, but if you want hygiene, vote for Stunata." Immediately...

At a Target on Chicago's north side...... Shoppers pushed carts...... Some in Santa hats — roamed the store...... There was no Christmas music — or any music — playing. ----------------- There was no Christmas music — or any music — playing. Imagine that Now if...