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Where's Julian Assange when you need him?

STOCKS EXPLODE HIGHER AFTER LATEST ATTEMPT TO SAVE THE WORLD: "The Fed steps up with another couple cases of Dom to keep the party going."

I've noticed this too. Make a spaghetti/meatballs w sauce with bread etc, I end up spending $35 by the time I leave the store. Screw it, I can buy 2 spaghetti take out dinners for $25.

"I hope Ben remembers to recycle the ink cartridge." Saving the Economy ! Saving the Planet !

The law makers will claim a victory and blame the "evil" corporations for circumventing the law. SOP, business as usual. ---------------- This shit irks me to no end. You open a restaurant, your money, your sweat, your risk and other people determine your menu, the size where its located...

It was great to hear that, in this economic downturn, my son had been offered a job. "That's great news boy" I said "what are you going to do?" "Borrow a tenner off you dad and go back and see her" Fucking hearing aid. ...:cool:

Hmnnnn.. besides the state department, I wonder what the demographics are of the people who bought any of his books. ----------------------- From Amazon: 209 new from $2.45 1001 used from $0.01 145 collectible from $1.88

Wednesday, November 30, 8:09 AM The Fed, ECB, BoJ, BoE, Bank of Canada and Bank of Switzerland announce coordinated action to boost liquidity, lowering the interest rate on dollar swap lines by 50 bps and extending their authorization through Feb. 2013. U.S. futures rocket: Dow +1.6%, S&P +1.9%.

I've just seen an old lady trip over in the street. I ran towards her and said, "Are you Okay?" "Yes I'm fine" she giggled, "I think I need to buy myself some new shoes." I said, "Your shoes are fine, you just need to buy yourself a bra."

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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

It's not good enough to say "I'll get it done after the election." The list of problems is growing everday that are waiting to be solved "after the election". This you can hear in the news everyday. Everything is getting pushed off till 2013.

“The mistake you make, don’t you see, is in thinking one can live in a corrupt society without being corrupt oneself. After all, what do you achieve by refusing to make money? You’re trying to behave as though one could stand right outside our economic system. But one can’t...

In a speech in June in Sicily to supporters, Burlesconi said there had been a national poll taken to find out if Italian women in general wanted to sleep with Burlesconi. 1/3 of respondents said, sure why not, and the other 2/3's said, what, again?

Acorns, MIA. "1st they came for the acorns and I said nothing because I was a walnut..." ps I'll check back later... I have several oaks and hickory trees and dagnabbit, I don't recall them nuts hitting the roof like in the old days.

I used to be in band called Pumice. Mostly soft rock.

Short anything with the word America in it. Ahahahaha................ :cool: :D

"Citi was offering double AA miles with purchases made on cyber monday. hahahahaah, citi and AA, a match made in heaven." lmao... :D

Former Head Of FBI To Probe MF Global Collapse ---------------- He has no subpoena power. Hence, file this under jokes for now.