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Nothing says you're in the Christmas spirit quite like searching 'Christmas' on Pornhub.

I think the worst thing about having your family gathered around your death bed is that it makes masturbating one last time incredibly awkward.

When I was at school, I used to call the girl I sat next to at the back of the class, Rudolph. Because she always went down in history.

Watching The Nightmare Before Christmas has become a tradition for our family at this time of the year. Or as other people say "having a meal at the in-laws"

"President Barack Obama's campaign has returned some $70,000 in contributions made by embattled MF Global chief Jon Corzine and his wife, a campaign official said on Friday." "As of early last month, the former Goldman Sachs chief had raised donations of at least $500,000 for Obama's 2012...

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"FROM OUR HEARTS TO YOURS. WITH LOVE, FROM WALL STREET" Dear Mr./Ms./Mrs./Transsexual Client, "At this special time of year, we wanted to let you know how much we appreciate you. So, please note that if you owned the S&P 500 at the beginning of this wonderful, uneventful year, you are...

My wife said that she's going to leave me. But before she does, she is going to make sure that my bank balance is 0. That's nice of her, paying off my overdraft.

My wife said that I am going through a really immature period and that, if I don't grow up, it's going to erect a barrier between us. "Ha-ha...she said ... period... erect..."

My wife said she wanted something "made of fur" for Christmas. So I bought her another Christmas tree. ps....hmnnnnn... I think I'll start a line of jokes "My wife said"

I left the secure area in between flights. The shop wasn't in a secure area. Dumb me.

My daughter bought one of those snow globes at O'hare gift shop, when we went through security they "took" it and threw it away. They said it contained gel.That was a fast 20 bucks. From the gift shop to the garbage can. Good thing I told her to use her own "money". If it was me I would probably...

It was Jimmmy Hoffa who really got the ball rolling with PAC's. He got the great idea of using (taking) union dues and organizing this into pools of money to shell out to Politicians.It's a mess.

A Christmas story. Wayyyy back when I was a young boy at Christmas I remember an Aunt. I only saw during Christmas.She was never around the rest of the year because I was told she worked the "night shift". (wink wink).:D I suppose she was a "floozi" back in the day, she drank "highballs"...

"doomsday scenario" I agree and I have a theory on how this developed. Women!..:cool: :D Seiously, As women gained equality over the years, joined th workforce in politics, media and positions of power, everything is a histrionic nightmare, compounding this problem is the pussification...

My wife said in 2012 she wants to get involved in some outdoor activities. So for Christmas I've got her a car cleaning/waxing kit.

One day the young people of this country will stop textiing for a moment, look up and say "huh" *Poof* the country they thought they knew will be gone. Oh well...

Your hero wrote a new article.. "A Christmas Message From America's Rich" "But why should Chase and Goldman care what happens to those people? Do they have any skin in that game?" Read more...

Imo, it's not the voter fraud that's the big issue, Troy is a dogshit town. This is like flies fighting over a turd. It's a friggin ghetto. How can people stoop so low to comprimise ethics over "nothing". Although RPI & Russell Sage college is there, the housing, business everything about it is...