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Classic: The cop says "I swear to god I'm going to lose my mind if I see another one of these numbskulls" I think he already lost his mind....:D Maybe he should have put the prostitute in the back seat, she had a concealed weapon...pussy. p.s. anyone see the woman from Tenn who...

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I got home last night and thought I'd try it on with the babysitter like they do in porn films. Old Mrs Jones was having none of it.

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In the book "Blink" this was mentioned. Gladwell the author, developed facial recogntion tells. The first time he heard Clinton speak, Gladwell saw all worrisome signs {of deceit?} in Clintons mannerisms, speech, etc. He offered to "coach" Clinton ( I suppose to improve his appearance) Clinton...

No ---------------------- Free Thinker 12-30-11 01:26 PM i would add to this list. 53. learn to say no. ----------------- I hear ya..Let's have a shout out for Numbbbeerrrr 53.

1.Try rising early2.Do less.3.Slow down.4.Practicepatience.5.Practice compassion. 6.Find your passion.7.Lose weight.8.Exercise.9.Eat healthy.10.Meditate. 11.Get organized.12.Think positive.13.Simplify your finances.14.Simplify your life.15.Accept what you have.16.Envision your ultimate life...

Reminds me, right after any fight in the hood you can go on craiglist and search the "lost and found" for "weave" found on street.

I have just discovered that my daughter has been working at a house of ill repute that is known for having the filthiest whores who will do anything for money. Yep, she's become a Congressional intern.

I watched Mission Impossible last night in a little over two hours. I'm never letting my girlfriend parallel park the car again.

Well we all probably have our pet adjectives for sorting the wheat and the chaff, Mine was the "weather". When the cc starts talking about the weather and poor performance I get excited. I had to laugh when Obama blamed the weather for our economic woes, the guy doesn't miss a trick.Then his...

The law also bans teaching materials that reflect poorly on gays or particular religions ------------- I got one for ya. Gees I wish I coudld remember the question on the test but I'll just wing it. A hand out quiz depicts a picture (booyah) of a group of kids. Ya got your African...

The Pope, lmao, new source of lending.

On the net... "I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to...

Might be better than doing shots...:D

Researchers have found there is a specific language of lying that people use that you can tell by listening to an earnings conference call — or just reading the transcript. Researchers at Stanford University analyzed 30,000 earnings call transcripts and found language patterns were often...

Half of the 36 economists who responded to the Dec. 14-20 AP survey rated Obama's economic policies "fair." And 13 called them "poor." Just five of the economists said "We haven't a fucking clue as to what we're supposed to do now.".

McDonalds comes to mind. They grow their own managers and operators. All of their corp training earns college credits.