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There's this weird thing at my work where people are putting names on food in the fridge. I just ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin

Imo, his comment is a head fake, a set up. Let me translate. the internet caused job losses and we need TAX internet business's so they pay their fair share...:cool:

Bought some Japanese Tuna yesterday and I'm concerned it might be contaminated with radiation. I know I shouldn't worry but get the feeling I'm gonna be opening a whole new can of worms.

I asked my new blonde Model girlfriend if she was a virgin. She said no , but that she was willing to learn

Don't have sex with models. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

When the depression hit the cotton states in 1930, it struck an economy already considerably weakened. The trend from 1927 through 1931 was sharply downward. Temporary, partial recovery followed until 1936. From then on the general trend again turned downward. As in other spheres of economy...

Boys and Girls Underwear 49 cents. 1935 --------------------- What cost $.49 in 1935 would cost $7.70 in 2010. Also, if you were to buy exactly the same products in 2010 and 1935, they would cost you $.49 and $0.03 respectively.

I fucking hate work. So when I went to the unemployment office yesterday, I told the women behind the desk that I didn't want to work, I ain't interested in the work, I won't show up on time, I'm rude and I steal stuff.. The woman's typing all this into her computer, looks up and says; "You...

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In another poster's link, the difference between private and public unions was explained and I agree with you and the author of the link. My point though is as detremential as public unions are in our current fiscal condition I'm begining to think if we bust the public unions we are busting...

New Year's resolution- Date more models. Revised- Date more. Revised again- Get a date. Revised one last time- Stop crying while masturbating.

http://www.bpl.org/research/kbb/tracestk.htm

Pimp's UP Hoe's DOWN

I think it would be an interesting experiement to bring back sweat shops. I wonder if we'd get any takers. There are NO jobs for kids, nothing for them to do. They fail school, no prospects of any income except theft and selling drugs. While we in the US rally against foreign sweat...

Thanks, very good read.

There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

So we have a toss up of who is going to bankrupct the state, the workers (unions) or the "welfare" recepients. Now if the answer is "both", those who are working are producing "something". If we are going to shit can the unions to maintain the benfits for the welfare system, I have a problem...

Before you can truly love someone else, first you have to love yourself. Then wash your hands....:cool:

I did just that some years ago.I took out a home equity loan to buy another piece of property. Then I thought to arrange the terms of that mortgage with a balloon payment after five years and put the "balloon" payment amount in the market. Sheesh was my wife pissed when I did that. "Balls said...