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Oh but inflation is tame, now, isn't it, according to the Fed. It seems like every time I buy shit at a store it goes up 2-3% each time.

Thanks, IBsam, charts working again now.

Mine are out too. Red stripe across the top saying no connectivity.

That was fucking great! :D

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a pitcher of beer . . . and a mop!"

A set of jumper cables with a particularly bad reputation walks into a bar and asks, "Do you serve jumper cables in here?" "Yes", spoke the bartender, "but just don't start anything."

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? = If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? = Once you're in heaven, do you wear the clothes you died in for eternity? = What ailment did cured ham...

On the first day home after their honeymoon, the husband said, "If you make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready." "How thoughtful," said the wife. "What are we having?" "Toast and juice."

We'll always respect you in the morning, nutmeg :p

YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now That I'm Older, Here's What I've Discovered: *I started out with nothing; I still have most of it. *My wild oats have turned to prunes and All Bran. *I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. *Funny, I...

For our Aussie friends

I have no problem with Hillary in a landslide . . . as long as she's in it. :D

My ex-Wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got here license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency...

From today's SI.com Q. What do Billy Graham and the Mets have in common? A. Both make 50,000 people stand up and shout, "Jesus Christ!" (Or should this one belong in Religion & Politics, too?)

This isn't really humor and I'm not an overly religious guy, but it's a very touching poem nevertheless. - - - - - - - One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the dark sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed...

" . . . and Ken's testicles."

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/786303/bathroom_break/

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to set up the shots, and keep em coming. When the bartender asked what was wrong, the guy told him that he'd just discovered that his older son was gay. A week later, the same guy comes back in the bar, and again asks the bartender for shots...

Time for the quarterly reminder :) New contracts become front issues at 9:30 am ET

Now *that's* the truth!