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Same here; the last time I used it was version 8 and it was dreadful. Layouts were set in stone (couldn't change chart parameters on the fly etc) I see they're up to v11 but at 1700 bucks to piggyback off eSignal (also a charting package) is insanity, or be married to their own data source at...

ROFL! Looks like Jack Nicholson. Deleted scenes from The Shining?

"You can't go broke taking small profits." (Unless you take big losses while trying to protect those small gains)

I set up a TrueCrypt hidden partition on all my machines and set all programs such as browsers, email, RoboForm etc to store personal files there. This way if someone gets ahold of the machine they won't be able to access anything but a standard Windows installation.

For intraday trading I use price only; on daily charts I find the 50-day SMA to be of some small value. It seems to be a price magnet. To quote Vinnie in Goodfellas after they whacked Tommie, "And dat's dat."

It's 120 for the year - you get a discount.

As soon as you try to log in to IB's datafeed it fails, same as the current version.

Often times you don't have to "open the laptop" - many units have a drive bay that's quite accessible via a couple of screws. But the connectors are not the highest durability so constant swapping could cause issues down the road. Just set up a multi-boot system and you can have as many...

This may sound elementary, but if you're using a wireless external mouse, check its battery. When it gets weak jumpy cursors et al are quite common, often long before the Windows mouse applet pops up a low batt warning.

A male student wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he gets a part-time job down at the morgue after class so he can practice a little. He uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls the cork out...

Another reason I like trading at home with the cat in my lap instead of at a brokerage listening to all the cowboys. You make 1/2 ES point more than they do and they want to know what system you're using to get the edge. Christ.

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs...

Denny's now has an Octuplets Grand Slam breakfast! 8 scrambled eggs, no sausage and the booth over there pays for it.

Subject: 1,000000000000 SHOW TV game show ``````````````````````` Who Wants to be a Millionaire? A contestant Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she...

Reflections On Life 1. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly, you're in bed with a relative. 2. Why is it we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? 3. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." 4. I saw a young woman...

Cash - is that a periscope or an air supply port? :D

Well that's good. The last thing we need is to worry about our broker getting broker. Now if we could become 7% more profitable . . .:D

Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? A. You can drop her off anywhere. Q. What should a woman say to a man she has just had sex with? A. Whatever she wants. He's sleeping. Q. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? A. Outlaws are wanted. Q. Where does...

That spike cost me 80% of my day's profits that took 5 hours to earn, lost in a nanosecond. Christ I hate this job sometimes. Just keep telling yerself: "No bosses, no coworkers, no commute . . ."