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I have to tell you, since nobody with any sense is reading this, that I have utter contempt for most traders. I make $1k to $2k a day consulting, depending on what I can con a client into paying, plus I get to fuck all their admins I can seduce, so why the fuck should I trade? Everybody ASKING...

Too funny! Do you want to be Stan Laurel or Oliver Hardy in my Comedy Trading School? Or perhaps Bud Abbott and Lou Costello are a better model? With Spydertrader playing the roles usually played by Lon Chaney Jr. and Boris Karloff? I can see Spydie as Wolfman Jack.

You know, it doesn't make any fucking difference at all what you think about the market. When a girl flops on her back and pulls her skirt up and her panties down do you second-guess her? You probably do.

I would like to be "always in", but at my age I can't keep it up that long. Interesting that when I repeatedly show ET with execution reports how to make 1% per day per car, nobody asks me how. They're all shooting for that 3X daily range, I guess, and contemptuous of my pissant little $35 trades.

Elephantiasis of the ego, haha! I remember over 50 years ago seeing in a medical journal a picture of a guy whose balls were so swollen he needed a wheelbarrow. Maybe that'w why Jack's publicity photo only shows him above the waist.

Agreed, RealDeal. All you need to do is trade the Hershey intraday futures method and your fortune is ass-sured.

Thank you for your generous gift. You have a way with words that is totally foreign to me as a burnt-out old engineering failure. For any ETer's foolish enough to be reading this, yes, you can make about 1% per car every day, but you have to have an ego as small as my dick to do it. That...

Thank you. Some asshole in "Trading" just doubted my ass-sertion that it is possible to make 1% a day on your account. You clearly can, but you can't be greedy. PSA Trading. I like the sound of that. Can I use it in my marketing? I think the Hershey trading system is going to be looking for a...

Is true. See Joe Doaks' new thread in strategy trading. One trade for one minute made $35 on $3875. Kiss my ass, BTW.

1% a day.

It is not the size of your account that counts. It is the size of your balls.

Thank you for explaining. I worked a 26-hour shift yesterday, so I was out of touch. It is so embarrasing to be reminded of the sins of one's youth. No doubt Jack feels the same way.

I prefer the nutty variety.

Might a Jack fan disrespectfully inquire why you are closing my favorite threads? I mean, Jack himself is old, are you going to "close" him, too?

There IS a law tying it all together. The Law of Unintended Consequences.

I have been using E-Signal with total satisfaction for about eight years. If you are not experienced as a coder, it has a nifty auto-code generator that works for straightforward trade algorithms. And the trade systems stats you seek.

One minute is not noise. It is the natural rhythm of the market. I have looked at all time frames longer and shorter. One minute is it.

Emission accomplished. Thank you for your inattention.

Get over the fact that he's a scary asshole and let him speak. I myself dream trading and develop trading systems in my dreams. I have gold I bought in the 300 range that I am slowly playing out. "There are more things in heaven and earth Horatio than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

Mostly fucking yankees, though. From northern Mexico. But my grass gets mowed for cheap.