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If Obummer gets elected it will be more money for Africa. Thats your money taxpayers not his. There isn't one half decent government in the whole of Africa. Corruption and killing - thats what they are about. Work is low on the list of priorities there.

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaimed the guy, the barman replied "Yes." So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy T-Bone steak, with chips, peas, and a...

A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of a gorilla in a tree in his back yard. The zoo keeper rushes right over. When he arrives, he has a net, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a Dachshund...

Dont you mean desperation ??? The US internal economic system needs updating ASAP ( its a hotchpotch of bits and pieces from the 18 century plus a FEW years ). A bit like the political system - another 18th century anachronism Cant live on dreams and BS for ever boys

A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week." The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week." The next day the guy calls again...

Those were the days aaaaaaaaaah before CRAP culture came from some dump called Hollywood

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife. "That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you...

Something I came across For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?” So she says the words that every...

That bit about Erin Burnett's turn ons is interesting its all about me,me,me, and you guessed it ME etc. She used to look gorgeous but have you seen her lately ? time is catching you up gal find a man that you are comfortable with, would be my advice for a long term relationship, not some...

FLY maybe you have been working too hard recently buddy. Here is a straight-forward one A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.” The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much...

That's right the dummies took over and noone has yet noticed. Merryl Lynch has a bad debts deficit of $15 billion, shares are down $12 a share Just one bank out of most of them. Did aliens suck all the sense right out of their heads ? The dummies seem to have taken over from the White...

Perhaps I had better explain Fly the wife's boyfriend slid under the table and out of sight BECAUSE the husband had just walked in . Not so very funny but ...........

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his...

The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - ' Thanks for flying XYZ airline' . An airline pilot on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard. In light of his bad landing, he...

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered. "They're all named LeRoy?" he...

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just...

Q. where are all the rats A. in the rathaus of course ( Anglo-German joke )

Latest news from the Westside nursing home is that they are going to remove all the toilet seats. Sister Mary the nurses spokeswoman is quoted as saying - We have stood for a lot of things but we are definately not standing for that !

There was an old man from China Who painted his bum like a dahlia Penny a smell was all very well But tuppence a lick was a failure

Just like countries, economies, companies and just about everything else including websites they all need constant updating or they become stale and boring and ripe to be upset by rivals. This is still a good site imho but it hasn't changed much in years. I don't see new features, articles by...