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No, she drinks straight form the bottle. Jim Beam, unless I am sadly mistooken.

Another REAL woman, before tits came in a box. Showing the most endearing quality any woman can have.

My wife, ever the bad punster, asked sweetly as I was reading the WSJ this AM, "Dear, what's the latest PONZAI!"

E-Signal, eight years. It's the tits! It's so good you can make it jump through its own asshole!

Here is what I was up late on. Got fed up with drawing trend lines. Takes precious time away I could be surfing porn. Could code them up, got the guts of an engine to do it, but first look was it is too complex to be worth the trouble. So I coded up an adaptive first-order FIR filter as a...

Murrsy, thanks for that bit of historical trivia. Absolutely priceless, and something to file away for when the right quip is needed. For you today I found "ballance", used twi-cet, so not a typo. One would have thought that the person typing it would have seen 'ball-ance", implying "that...

None of the above. Adaptive. Go fade that, dataminer!

Those weightings sum to the value one. "Those who know, do not speak. Those who speak, do not know."

Don't make me think! How does that work? I think I invented it.

As with all of my Nuevo-TexMex-TA tools, it is my gift to ET for inadvertently providing me with so many price research ideas over the years. For the discerning there is a subtle lesson here regarding the validity of perceived price levels.

Most of you know that candlesticks were invented in 19th century Japan for use in the rice trade, and only revealed to the West nearly a century later. In a recent research sabbatical to China I discovered an even older technique used in the soybean trade to mark likely levels of price recession...

Step 3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of our Higher Power as we understood Her. Today I put my fate in the hands of Bitch Market and put all my codes on full unsupervised auto-trade.

Sorry, I am still embarassed by my youthful excesses trying to optimize two filter parameters simultaneously. Oh, the times better spent sleeping! But I have suffered worse embarrassments chasing the DSP will-o-the-wisp. The more powerful the tools, the worse the predictions diverge from reality.

Ah, yes, the venereable FIR filter! Don't let the closely-guarded secret of the efficacy of the single iteration filter out! Do you tune yours to handle 20 point death spikes? The joy of anything other than a Kalman is that you know it is a solution to a multitude of practical problems. You just...

JJ, the WHY NOT is instructive IMO. It teaches you think about the true nature of the markets, and forcefully disabuses you of belief in the "mechanistic fallacy." (The bitch reality being the operative process.)

Mr. Smith, I have enough background in DSP to speak semi-intelligibly with you. And I have been down some of the paths you may be contemplating. I will tell you EVERYTHING I know about ANY of them I have tried if you will suggest them one at a time. My willingness to tell you everything I know...

JJ, don't spoil the fun. There's a great good game in this. Not that we haven't played it here before. Here's how I propose to play this time. We ask Mr. Smith to name a DSP approach that he thinks might be fruitful (as opposed to full of fruit). We then tell him which existence condition(s) of...

Best current source IMO is John Ehlers. He has a website and a couple of books. Go down that rathole and post your findings if you ever see the light of day again.

I agree with MBS that one-hour is not helpful.

Mudgins! Quit giving away our secrets! Didn't you read my noob thread? What did she promise you, you old fool? Next thing I know you'll be blabbing that we make money by reverse engineering the "Cassie" computer codes the MMs use!