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Hey, be legit.... Evangilist.

I recently bought the site: alzheimers.com A week later I looked at the page counter. It read: Visitors: 3,571 Unique Visitors: 5 Must be pretty fucking good.

That's funny. My friend nicknamed a guy at work "Kool Aid". Kool Aid thought it was a good nickname. We called him Kool Aid because he was shaped like a pitcher.

even suggesting young adults buy and work farmland. -------------------- If you can download music on a shovel, my kids might be able to identify a shovel, but even at that they wouldn't know what it is used for...:cool: Basically kids aren't going to work the land. Nice thought though...

I wonder if we are being played here. Let's assume we started out with high quality food back in the day. The along came science and artificial ingredients and substitutes for the "real" thing. After we eat this synthesized food for several generations, everyone and his brother is...

I'd say my pet peeve would be the ruin, devastation and damage of people who make mistakes at all levels. We lose the capital of experience, no one is given a second chance to redeem themselves. This is especially true when the basis of all action is determined by a "legal dept" before we...

Goober was walking along the street one day when he stepped in dog shit. A minute later, Gomer did exactly the same. Goober said to him, "I just did that." So Gomer punched him in the face and called him a dirty bastard.

Music videos are so unrealistic. I mean a girl as annoying as Rebecca Black with friends?:cool:

I wouldn't take it personal. Some actions between strangers are like waving a red flag in front of a bull, what we wear, a look, a mannerism, countless things. We might remind the person of someone else they dislike or have a beef with. Some things are beyond our control and how strangers react...

A man with alzheimers walks into a library.. Ouch. (Not sure if this is funny)

The newspaper said Guo can't resell the goods, because he has no receipt and also because he was told it was illegal to do so. He also can't take it to another province, as the government strictly controls salt transport. lmao, Actually just not pay rent until he recovers his investment, then...

I look forward to when they add "FuckChop" to the dictionary. My former son in law needed a proper adjective and "I" had to create a word just for "him".

Hell… I’ve done stuff like that. Like telling people not to litter... etc... ---------------------- I did once. (lmao, shaking my head, recalling this incident) I told a teen african american girl she was being rude. Do you know what she said? She said, "You don't understand black...

I'll butt in for a minute, this is very simple. The girl is angry. If you ask her why she is angry, she won't know why yet will have dozens of reasons to explain her anger and if you satsified her every reason and tried to make her happy she'll still be angry. She was raised in anger, nurtured...

In the grand scheme of things, what number in dollars would you like GE to pay in taxes, now armed with this number exactly what difference would it make? Are you proposing that if GE paid any tax, someone's bill would be less or reduced or someone somewhere is deprived of a gov''t benefit...

"Former US (400 lb) Sumo Wrestling Champion Completes The Los Angeles Marathon" Word is he'll be done jiggling by June. :D lmao (not at him though, at my joke) (actually, it's not my joke, I'm wayyyy too slow)

I saw on the news that a French fighter jet has brought down a Libyan fighter jet. That must have been one powerful distress flare.

"731" Whenever I'm inclined to play the daily number, 731 is my number. Heads up guy - today better go with $5 straight $5 box.

“How many U.S. lawyers are required to research and write the first draft of a successful legal brief in a complex case before the United States Supreme Court?” The answer is, “none!” Lawyers at offshore legal outsourcing companies have already been there, done that.

Well we do know one thing. The gov't thinks 10k is big money. After all, sumbody has to notify sumbody when we move 10k and if you don't pass the smell test with the bank (moving around 5k increments to circumvent reporting requirements), they'll still notify the Fed. What the hey, narrowly...