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My first thought is justice, I think the opposite of justice is truth. No one wants the truth if it means no justice. Someone has been wronged, the truth hurts. Somebody has to pay for my hurt. Good question though.

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A man called me today and asked for a quote. "Certainly sir. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. By Winston Churchill. Thanks for calling" I was later fired from Direct Line insurance.

That has always been one of my favorite jokes. I think because I was so surprised with the ending.

Quote from Yannis: WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED: The world is your urinal. I was buying a peice of property and my lawyer asked why. (He didn't think it was a good deal). I told him at least I can urinate on my property as opposed to urinating on my bank book. He really...

You're not the only one. :D

Seve Ballesteros is 6 under for today.

Great, it's Thursday and my mother-in-law's cooking tonight. She's being cremated.

You know we go out of our way to include everyone in the democratic process, not only in voting but in all aspects of American life. Mainstreaming inclusion, no matter what the cost, everyone is equal, the handicaps, the retards, illegal immigrants, every race, religion, etc but when you...

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I wasn't finished...look again....:D

Here's a shot of an elephant coming down for a drink of water. Back to bed.... looks friendly......:cool:

Women have that weird thing that makes you talk about random nonsense. A vagina.

Obama approval hits 60 percent By LIZ SIDOTI Associated Press ------------- I noticed that an anagram for Liz Sidoti is solid zit. This is significant to 60 percent of people who like anagrams.

I got a letter from the Unemployment office asking me to attend an interview at the Benefit fraud department. I thought that's a bit strange, because I didn't even apply for a job down there.

I met this guy at job fair the other day. He said, Hi im rich how may I help you? I hate it when people brag about their financial status.

Yes but the important point is for that extra dollar we can sue in court and win big jackpots. That extra dollar means we can celebrate MLK day off with pay. One dollah is big money in China and India, I think one dollar is a small price to pay.

Barack Obama : "The whole experience has been exhausting". "Yeah tell me about it, I've just had to swim for 9 days straight wearing sandals." -OBL

SouthAmerica: Every day that goes by the United States becomes an even more "Pathetic" place. You sound very "American". It's very fashionable to bash America. Ya need a new angle or a thesaurus.

Sen. Charles Schumer told regulators that sophisticated electronic traders should bear the cost of monitoring their dealings.... -------------------------- Awww.. Schumer...what a rightweous champion as the electronic traders lobby beats a path to his office door depositing money in his...