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Interview with Mr. and Mrs. Nutmeg. "Good morning Mr and Mrs Nutmeg. Do you have any jokes" "Yes, just give us 9 months."

You should build an altar. Pffttttt......:cool:

When Obama was asked if he would repeat the Bin Laden raid he said, "of course, we only found enough porn to last for a couple of weeks".

Since we're on the subject of tin foil, I put on my tin foil hat and contribute. A few years after somailia, I read an article about the Black Hawks and basically , they are the best helicopters going, when they work. I got the impression that these things are a work in progress. so when I...

I went to the library today and asked for a book on absolute bullshit. The librarian says "The religion section is on your left."

Do you believe the world will end on Saturday? ------------------------ No. But I'm hedging, I'm not paying any bills till Monday. Just in case.

If the worlds ending tomorrow I'm coming back as this guy. <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wHSHJWrIIx8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

It was a dark and stormy night. A Monk is preaching to his disciples on the emotions of trading."Boys,You should never lose your tempers. You should never swear, or get excited or angry. I never do". Now to illustrate -- you see that big fly on my nose? A wicked and angry man would get...

My daughter won $2500 on a scracth off last week. She bought a guitar and amp and is learning to play "Smoke on the Water."

'It's toothpaste' - Eliminating the need to change your pants since 1896.

Sunday 22nd May 2011 International "Sorry about that, I thought the world was gonna end" day

When all world useless people are dead and destroyed -------------- I knew this one guy, he was pretty useless (couldn't keep a job, drank too much, beat up his mother), short, dumb as a stick of wood. I hired him and he turned out to be pretty good at painting closets.

"...... backed the scheme, saying it would bring jobs to the state." ---------------- I don't think Steve would ever go to Kentucky.

Recent college grads sour on Obama, ------------------ Obama graduated from college, the way I figure it, he doesn't like himself, so who can blame people who don't even know him for seeing the light.

So my shrink asked me "Are you the kind of person that jumps the gun before properly weighing up all the options?" I said "No!" Then he said, "Hang on it's multiple choice"

I'm not sure the point of the article. I suppose it offers some insight into Trumps charachter and how typically people react to frustration when something like this happens. The city was a mess at that time.

This doesn't sound very patriotic to me. What do you do with the money you save? (Another un patriotic endeavour- saving money.)

My best friend went deaf last year and I told him everything would be alright but he wouldn't listen.:cool:

Generally seniors vote down local school budgets (at least that's the word on the street), how's that working out for the young informed and in hock for the future generation. It doesn't. School budgets go up. When was the last time our vote mattered in regard to a mandate? None that I...