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The Man in the Glass When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself, And see what that man has to say. For it isn't your father or mother or wife, Who judgment upon you must pass...

+1, Hell yea!...:D

Why'd you work so hard? To get out of the house. The wife and kids are driving me crazy, besides the premiums on the life insurance are exhorbant Friendships, yea, I would have like to spend more times with the guys but I had to paint the house for the old lady. Express your feeling...

Not at all. Some guys are actually wearing those shirts. Check out todays Post.

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You know you are going senile when... The awkward moment when what you thought was a condom turns out to be a pot noodle mango sauce packet.

How about tryiing to start your car when it is already running.

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It's a "fuck you" article written by a woman. (maybe)

Some days I do half of the job. Like put the coffee in but not the water. One night I did both, put the water in and the coffee in. Next morning I get up and add another pot of water to the coffee maker. Water was overflowing everywhere.

Mathematicians There are 4 Sprint call center operators waiting to help you with you bill - Brahma, Sachin, Prashant and Nakul - having lunch in India. Suddenly, Bob opens up his Sprint phone bill and thinks of 2 integer numbers greater than 1 and says, "Something is wrong with this...

If the written book is DOA, we'll see! I'm waiting for the demise of the college text book industry. Ya think those progressives woud be the first to ditch a book. As far as high school. There is a mish mash of rules with text books I am unable to figure out. Kids who are issued text...

Ha! What's the future of the book store if the future of the library is not books? I have two thoughts. One is money, continuing funding a library with public and more likely lots of private money is based on something "new" and that is anything but books. My second thought is, in the...

Well, it's official, I just tried on my first magnum condom... it looked like a tube sock hangin off a door knob.

Newt is going to start a Civil War in the GOP -------------- I hope he does start a civil war. I hope he tips over the apple cart.The status quo is a friggin mess. The Reps, imo will be better off for it in the long run. That's what we are looking for the long run.

My son was just about to walk into church, I turned to him and said, "Can I give you the same piece of advice my father gave to me on my wedding day?" He said, "Of course you can, dad, go ahead." "Don't do it, you're a fucking idiot."

1 down 3 to go. Just a matter of time.