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Captains Log: Day 7- Toilet still won't flush.

I usually lob snowballs at those suckers, this year they got a break.

It's about time you showed up.:cool:

But he can't help but wonder: Why has it taken so long for everyone else to recognize the chronic injustices that African Americans face? ------------------------------------------ Okay....So what does JJ want? We have laws and courts for injustices. Do we need "new" laws?

My wife is good for 70 things round the house. Cooking and 69.

I remember when I had an audtion for a play, I tried nine attempts to conceal my lisp, my last try was a very tenth situation.

I find it ironic that someone with a speech impediment talks with a "lisp". I can barely say "lisp" without a speech impediment.

What is he thinking when he see the boy? ---------------------- He's thinking. "I wish I didn't have to do this shitty neighborhood watch deal bs but the police cannot protect me."

Imo, we've all been in places where we just don't quite blend in. For example, I went to a Columbus Day dinner. There were about 2k Italians there and I'm the only Polack.If anyone of them asked me what I was doing there, I would have very politely explained myself.I would not say, "I...

"obama is probably the best black president ever." Fixed it for ya.

The only projects "shovel ready" in this country are perceived society ills.

No such thing. To wit: "We are doing God's work" WWLD What would Lloyd Do? The end. Thank you! :cool: :D

The plot thickens: "Cooper asked Taaffe to describe his neighborhood and to discuss if there had been burglaries. Taaffe said, “I have lived at Twin Lakes since 2006, July 2006. In the last 15 months, we have experienced 8 burglaries. One, which was perpetrated during the daylight hours...

This should be interesting how this plays out. Obama might lose the Hispanic vote.

Our school district (upscale suburban district) has in school detention, this consists of either morning, lunch, or after school detentions. In school suspension are common, school work is brought into a study hall class and students spend the day in the same room. Out of school suspensions...

I just got robbed at the 7-11. It's getting real bad over here. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it. "It was pump #5." I replied.

Listen up guys, my daughter is that dumb. She gets married and her and her new husband have a very similiar discussion, you know what she does? She calls me up! Yuppers. She said "we'll ask my Dad". She gets me on the phone and tells me her answer (which is very similiar to the logic...

I remember when our son was born my wife said "make sure the boys name is memorable, unusual and not nutmeg." F63-958 wasn't what she was expecting but at least our liscense plate is now personalised.

I might have missed it but what was the youth doing in the neighborhood?