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I won a tidy sum on the lottery and gave my homeless brother a new home. It was the box from my sub zero fridge.

So last night i met a prostitute who said she would do anything for $20.... Guess who just got their room cleaned. :eek:

I can't find the link but I think during Pitt or Grasso one of them asked the floor traders to keep the price of some stock up for a day for some reason or another.They managed to do that. Maybe someone else remembers the stock, I think it was for a buyout. Imo, I thought that was the...

I never read the times, it's too thick and heavy and the comics are shit....:cool:

Detroit Fire Commissioner: Let Some Abandoned Houses Burn http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/local/detroit-fire-commissioner-let-some-abandoned-houses-burn-20110825-wpms

"Funny, How?" What do you mean I'm funny? What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? You said I'm funny. How the...

On both side of the arguement, the chain of influence is unbroken. One mans ideology, is the next mans desire for attention, then political then money then power. Imo, the problem began with the mass publication (general news media) of peer review journals, papers, dialogue...

fwiw, the term "groundscrapers" was originally used to described block long buildings in NYC. For example, the Farley post office, the NY public library on 5th ave or Grand Central terminal. Then using the architecture of long horizontal bridges applied vertically the "skyscraper" was born...

In my new book, "Gravity: Friend or Foe",... I will dedicate an entire chapter to saggy boobs. Stay tuned....:cool:

Got a text from my friend earlier, it read: "Hey mate, I've found a local prostitute who charges by the inch. I can't afford her, but I thought it would be a cheap night out for you." What a putz. I've forwarded that text to his wife.

My girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I said, "Anal sex." "Don't be silly, I mean something I can buy you." "Ok" I responded, "anal sex with a prostitute."

Hey..:D I get no respect. Even the prostitute last night told me she had a headache.

I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ----------- Stock Traders Almanac....:cool:

Some people dream in color.

For all pratical purposes, Florida wasn't populated until the invention of the Air conditioner. As far a food being abundant, Do people in Africa Trade food for for services? I don't know but that is how the US grew.

For example, (I'll be the first to admit I need more research on this but I know this is probably true) Take Detroit for example (or any other black run city, DC was a another example). The white politicians think, "okay a black man is now running a major city" and commence to withhold Fed...

I have theory (uh oh) on frightened white males. Two propostions. 1) Whites becoming a minority. 2) The Fed gov't power grab to micro manage every aspect of our state and local gov't and people's actions.(nanny state). ----------------- The realization of these two events will...

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yes, I want to get one of those dayvorce's" The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yep, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said...

I wonder if there's a limit on how many times I can watch this...gesus is that funny....:D :D