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Released? To do what? As it is now, eventually they are released. Then what? Nothing else to do. Half of the drug offenders have zip for job skills and the other half are mentally ill.

Seeing the thread here on the farm bill reminds me of The shortest job I ever had. Working on a chicken farm. I lasted about 2 hours, maybe three. I quit. There were about 10 thousand chickens in this metal building, about 8 inches deep of chicken shit and feathers everywhere. Chicken...

I remember visiting Grandma and Grandpa's and I asked, "Grandad, why does Grandma always smell of wee?" "Well, you're six years old now so I guess that I should give you an honest explanation", He put an arm around my shoulder. "Now tell me Nutmeg, have you ever heard of a golden shower?"...

Pluto is the "dark" planet. (hint hint) Draw your own conclusions....:cool:

Why pay the premiums when you can pay the fine that is a fraction of the cost? ----------------- It is immoral and wrong and is this how we want to do business in this country? For the gov't to motivate a corporation to screw the employee out of an existing benefit.

I walked in earlier to find my Grandfather raping my Grandma over the kitchen table. Grandma was sobbing, screaming for my Grandfather to stop. My Grandfather then turned round, and gave me a wink, and said "She'll remember nothing by the morning son". I do hope my wife develops...

At a presentation made to Southwest in July 2011, benefits consultant Mercer told the company that under the new system it could expect to pay $414 million a year to provide health care for workers, or drop coverage entirely and instead pay $111 million in penalties. -----------------------...

You can either pay a little more for tomatoes picked by Americans or you can pay a lot more in welfare to the illegal immigrants who will pick them as well as to generations of their descendants. --------------------- I rather use an immigrant and buy a cheaper tomato, then lobby for a...

I'm partial to this clip: My special purpose. http://youtu.be/HFVzql3qoe4

21 is like 65 in black years.

I don't know who was more shocked? My wife waking up as I shot my load on her face... ...Or me, who thought she was dead.

I don't know who was more shocked? My wife waking up as I shot my load on her face... ...Or me, who thought she was dead.

Exhibit A: Me:

Take the Harvard race test. https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/ Even black people are pro white.

Forget the criminal record for a moment. Yes, look at your two photos and let's all take a guess on who has the longer lifespan. ----------------- You only get one first impression.

Or likely to have a future "criminal record". People's perception based on behavior (and Martin knows it) Who's he giving the finger to? Why? The black man in the picture must be angry or why else would he be giving the finger on a public forum.

We need a bigger poll. TV sex internet book cold beer dentist dog Jesus boat......swiss army wife

My grandad just phoned me and said, "Where are you?" I said, "I'm in a strip club, getting drunk and snorting cocaine, why?" He said, "I think somebody has stolen my wallet". I said, "Don't be stupid, who would steal $100.00 from an old man?"

I was talking to my grandfather today, he said "The economy has turned to shit!" "Tell me something I don't know" I replied "Your grandmother can take two fists in her arse!" he said back He is one sick fuck....:cool:

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