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I guess the air was too hot for it to crash in one piece. And, everyone knows hot air attracts meteors. So I'm surprised one hasn't hit Al Gore. :D

Just keep your dog away from the water. Water moccasins are more prevalent and thus more of a danger than gators though.

Michael Meyers could be on the bottom of that lake! :D

His grandparents who raised him for a while were commies, too.

Up to a certain age. Right, o'commie?

I'm sure liberals would like to take our automobiles away and make us take buses and trains and other mass transit to "save a life." Liberals think man can and should live in their little image of utopia. They are so naive.

Well, the first thing would be to make a directional electromagnetic pulse generator that will fit in the back of a step van. Insulate the van electronics and go to the regional IRS records buildings and drive around that block with the generator on full. Then find out where other government...

It would be a good bonding experience for the two of you if it doesn't last too long. If anybody up in Pennsylvania wants an easy liberal target to take out let me know. I'll give you the address of my mother-in-law. :D (Opps. Hope the wife didn't see me type that!)

I'm glad I'm not the only one ignorant on the subject of muppets. I thought there were just a couple who kept changing clothes. But then I never really thought about it much either because I've never liked puppets. :D

Quote from futurecurrents: So who fine tuned the fine tuner? LOL. The real answer to that is beyond human comprehension.

I'm ready! I'll ask the wife this evening if I can go to the revolution and let you know. Do I need to bring a jacket? :D

Democraps are just weak knee'd sheeple when it comes to Obama. They are just in awe of him for some reason. Many of them would follow him right off a cliff if he asked them. In fact, they are leading this whole country right off a cliff with the other half kicking and screaming. Maybe he...

LOL We missed you around here. :D

Well, in Rectum's defense he is just an idiot commie dog. Such confusion is bound to raise it's ugly head when booze and memory are mixed in the head of a moron. :p

She has no idea about the financial pain regular people are feeling. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Thursday that she opposes a cut in congressional pay because it would diminish the dignity of lawmakers' jobs. "I don't think we should do it; I think we should respect...

Maybe his ship docked on the Butler Chain of lakes. I used to dock my ship errrr boat there all the time. :D

Drugs. They have burned a hole right in his brain. Either that or he got constipated and took too many ex lax and pooped out a large portion of them.

They are all lying. And they all should spend a few years in jail for contempt of Congress. Maybe Hil can get out by the fall of 2016 so she can run for President.

Have you ever told your wife about this relationship?

Democraps are stupid.