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    "Facebook decline explained by an insider:" <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oavMtUWDBTM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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    If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies, Or being hated, don’t...
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    Congrats on that. That was probably very nerve racking.
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    The penguin is mightier than the swordguin.
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    :D .... re FB "I wonder how long will it take for Morgan Stanley to realize its the only one trading the stock...."
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    What economic slowdown???

    Go long thingamajigs.... <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DmiDvAoCF68" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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    Democrats Demand Photo ID's

    BC substitute.
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    Diamond Jubilee

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    Diamond Jubilee

    The final song of the Queens Jubilee is: (drum roll....) "God save the Queens husband!"
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    Diamond Jubilee

    When I flicked the telly over onto BBC 1, I thought it was a history programme as the last time the Thames had that much shit floating down it was in the 1700's. Hey...:D "Who said that?"
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    Diamond Jubilee

    Flotilla A fleet of rowboats piloted by drunk, tattooed, shirtless, sunburned and partying douchebags (or douche bags) that floats slowly downriver with the current. Often contains pontoons constructed of 2 or more canoes (going to have to check the picture a bit more closely) and a...
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    Diamond Jubilee

    This I expected on the Keilbasa river in Poland not in the UK Sorry guys, but rowboats? I expected more. brb gotta check teh definition of "flotilla".
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    Obama price chart

    Stay tuned...... "An S&P 500 price rise from July 31 through October 31 traditionally has predicted the reelection of the incumbent person or party, while a price decline during this period has pointed to a replacement."
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    Russians selling music for 9 cents per track. Copyright is dead.

    This has got my curiosity. Back in the 20' 30's I don' t think there was any money in records. I'm probably wrong but I think the money was in sheet music. slowly the music industry monetized albums and singles, now we've come full circle, there's no money in music. Just saying, I think if...
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    Diamond Jubilee

    The Queen and Prince Philip make there tour of her Diamond Jubilee to Liecester. Getting off the train, Philip says to Liz "Fuck me, have stopped in India again?"
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    Clinton Slams Obama

    Right near the end, Clinton said Romney was a stellar businessman and exceeds the threshold of qualifications to be President (something like that). Of Course I've said the same thing but nobody cares. :D
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    Judge revokes Zimmerman's bond

    They're going to get him on something.
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    Judge revokes Zimmerman's bond

    Trayvon should get some "product placement" money, yikes every report "Skittles and an Arizona Iced Tea". At the time of his death he was carrying "Skittles and an Arizona Iced Tea" and had drugs in his system.
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    I got a rim job off a girl last night and I actually really liked it. I must say my bike wheels have never looked so shiny
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