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How about this, for example. A child is the victim of abuse is put up for adoption becomes adopted and that child grows up to be a wonderfull daughter/son, a productive citizen, and the adopted parent(s) feel guilty for the trauma the child had to endure before removal from birth parents...

What if the "horrible" event has a positive future outcome on a persons life. They want to tell the world, it's understandable they might credit "God".

Obama clearly stated these items are off the table from day 1. Tort reform was not up fpr discussion on Obamacare. The private sector is fine we need increased gov't hiring (per Obama). Obama said we are not going back - translate: we are not rolling back rules and regs to accomdate the...

My Egyptian friend was excitedly jumping up and down, so I asked him what was up. He said, " Today, is a historic day in the history of our country because for the first time ever the people of Egypt have a democratically elected civilian in power. " I said, " We've got one of them." He...

duck or bump................... stay in your vehicle and call 911 A few months ago same thing happened on the other end of town. Young girl gets in arguement with a guy (body builder) over a parking spot. He clocks her, she hits the ground and kaput brain damage.

Being a midget, I tend to date older women. The reason being I can play with their tits without having to jump!

The author mentions at the end, you could have jumped in front of the train instead of pushing an innocent bystander. Not an option. I'm not jumping in front of a train and I ain't pushing anyone in front of a train, But what I would do is start a "5 dopes" scholarship fund in their memory...

My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes Nutmeg." I replied, "I'm working at the moment, I will send you one later." He replied, "That was fantastic, send me another one."

It's easy to speak to a Native American if you know How. :D :D :D Get it ???.... How!! Ahahahaha...:D I crack myself up.....:cool:

Desperate people do desperate things. Obama is cracking up. Go long Joe Biden.

The last time my dad played with me, I was still in his balls.

No wonder Christian schools are so popular. ------------------------------- They sure keep the Christian schools low key. Almost like a controlled number of enrolled. I'd bet it's because the Christian school do not want to draw the ire of DOE for not having a fair share of misfits who...

Let me add this..... The schools will say to the kids..."you don't have to listen to your parents."

intercoarse Oh yeaa, uh huh, oh baby, uh huh.. what the heck is intercoarse? :cool: .......................................... :D

It's usually the second date before I try anything risky... Like not paying her.

I was cooking eggs this morning and voila, I got a double yoke. Nothing like that ever happened when Bush was President

Well, you know what they say. An apple a day doesn't fall very far from the tree.

Bi polar manic depressive. He writes like one and looks like one. Of course I have no friggin clue...just sayin

Actually though, I think the police are in favor of tickets.

The gov 't just spent 20 years telling people not to smoke (tobacco) and now they want to make smoking pot legal. Which is it, smoking is okay or smoking is not okay. What is 2nd hand pot smoke. Or 3rd hand pot smoke. Where are designated pot smoking areas. ------------------...