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Apply for a government grant. 3% correct is a major accomplishment in the eyes of government.

He would have trouble doing a death roll with a gator in his whiskey. :D

Stand up and let the gators see ya? He would be better off drowning.

I'm surprised he didn't fall off the ship and drown. (Was that the U.S. Navy or something else?)

You mean as opposed to zero? Damn are you stupid, Rectum!!

If he wants to save just one death he should bring back the horse and buggy. It's just the latest 'Obama Drama.' I hope this is the beginning of a long losing streak for the Ovomit.

Have I told you that you are an idiot yet today?

You can see from the sequester that they (especially Obama) has no interest in cutting the fat out of government. They would rather cut back the end services than try to make anything more efficient. So, if that's the case, let's just cut it all. Put the federal government out of business.

I've signed up Ricter, futurecurrents, stu and RCG. See ya guys!! The qualifications mentioned in the last paragraph could be a problem, though. ----- Want to go to Mars? Dutch organization Mars One says it will open applications imminently. It would be a one-way trip, and the company...

You should always carry a couple cans of Sea Foam in your flight bag just in case you need to walk out on the wings and ad it to the fuel in mid flight! :D

LOL It sounds like they are on a mission to create an explanation for the lack of global warming while CO2 is rising. It's just an agenda and they are still pushing it.

Pressure cookers should be registered! If they were, we could find out who's missing two pressure cookers. :D

While the rest of Congress was struggling to avoid the dreaded fiscal cliff late last year, then-Sen. John Kerry whisked off to London with a top aide. It was a classic farewell trip for a veteran Democrat about to become America’s next secretary of state. What wasn’t classic was the cost...

You don't know what the hell you're talking about, rectum.

The border patrol catches less than half the criminal aliens crossing the border.

Not since he is president of the media outlets.

Just because you masturbate you don't need to try to deny it. There's nothing wrong with that being done by a Godless liberal. You're going to Hell anyway so you might as well enjoy yourself while you are here on earth, dad.

So, is this attack Obama's fault? It looks like he contributed to the problem. Under President George W. Bush, the Department of Homeland Security had $20 million allocated for preventing the use of improvised explosive devices (IEDs) by terrorists working inside the United States. The...

Rumor has it that Bwarny Fwank's fingerprints have been found on the envelope. :D

Some would wonder if English were your native language as much as you have trouble reading and writing it.