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Give a man a pair of fishnet stockings and all he does is eat, drink and be Mary.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchucks, and no-one's eating fish ever again.

I understand but not as difficult to appear to accomodate their wishes with illusion. Kids "wishes" change more often than the weather, gotta keep them off gaurd.

I'd like to post a comment that is neither here nor there. Substitute the word "sickle cell" for HIV/Aids. "Sickle cell isn't an African disease" "HIV/ Aids isn't a gay disease." The conclusion reads like boilerplate academia.

Piece of cake. You can hardcore lecture and teach your kids till they are about 12-14 years, you better hope they heard you and understand where you are coming from. After that, 15 years and older, if you want to succeed, you have to shut the hell up and listen. Advice better be one sentence...

Nice. I wonder if they have a video of famous people not from NJ.

Kids = worthless investment? When my wife was pregnant, I was happy. When I found out they were going to be twins, I was ecstatic. When they were born and I saw they were joined at the head, I left them in a basket outside a stranger's house with a note: 'Please find attached.'

Today's international pancake day. Probably he's been out picking up supplies for the party tonight.:D

Thanks....:D

I've seen this time and time again. It really annoyed me. I worked for a few family owned business and the son's/ daughters just didn't give a shit and ta da, business closed up. They are all punching a clock these days. I read a paper explaining this phenomenon and basically the kids grew up...

The other night I met a girl in a nightclub and brought her back to my apartment for a quickie. Just as we were about to get down to business she hesitated saying: "I don't want to be just another notch on your bedpost." "Not to worry", I said as I slipped it in, "I don't count the fat ones."

Are we trying to establish an economic value on emotion, in this case kids? Married to a stock? How about a piece of shit nic nac from a dollar store? Why'd you buy it? Time old concept of intelligence should trump emotion. How about commercial music, no soul yet crap sells...

Today at work I opened the cupboard and the first aid box fell on my head. Hi ma :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-pmpgrYQgs

I'ts college, it's not all about lurning, it's about expirencing too.:cool:

Hey.... it's on the net, it must be true. Oth, martial law will probably be how everything will play out.

Dear god, I have a special offer for you today. Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE George Harrison! That's right god, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE George Harrison...

Martial law is the imposition of military rule by military authorities over designated regions on an emergency basis—usually only temporary—when the civilian government or civilian authorities fail to function effectively (e.g., maintain order and security, and provide essential services)...

I tried that date rape drug on my wife last night. I didn't fuck her though. I just wanted a few fuckin hours of peace and quiet to post on ET.

My wife and I were at her parents house last night for dinner. At the dining table my wife asked me to pass her the salt. I shook my head and refused to pass it to her, resulting in her having to reach all the way across me to get it. She turned to me and said " Could you seriously be any...

I'd rather the oil companies gouge the public with profits than have a tax to maintain $4 gas. Corp's could provide a better benefit with the excess profit than the gov. Fed and state taxes on cig provided no benefit from the higher tax. I'd feel much better if the cig co's fleeced me out of...