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"Shortly after taking office," the president explained Sunday night, "I directed Leon Panetta, the director of the CIA, to make the killing or capture of bin Laden the top priority of our war against al Qaeda, even as we continued our broader efforts to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat his...

BTW, I killed Colonel Gaddafi last night. I didn't take any pictures and threw his body into the sea. Just take my word for it; he's definitely dead. Peace out bitchez. :cool:

"Free money in the hands of very smart people for too long is going to create something that's not very pleasant," Welch said. "I don't know what it exactly is. -------------------------------- A comment like this is scary. Jack Welch has that gut feeling. You can bet, even though he may...

Maybe England will make Obama a knight, to go along with his peace prize.

Stay tuned...when Trump asks for the "body". :D

Holy America-haters, Bat man! When did our flag- waving, crime-fighting superheroes become a bunch of Muslim-friendly, politically correct, US-bashing weasels? The big news to steamroll like a locomotive through the comic-book world last week was that Superman, the iconic purveyor of...

A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around...

Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the part where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and fuck off.

I was trying to figure how Trump could play off Bin Laden's death. "For years the military has searched for Osama in caves, there he was in plain sight in a mansion villa." "Location, location, location."

Not quite sure yet. I look at it from this angle, I think Trump is trying to build up his roladex. You really don't know who he hangs with. So far Kyasaki and that's about it. (If you're wondering why I've been ending my sentences lately with a prepostion it's because I think my English...

Humpy 05-02-11 08:53 AM Better not celebrate too soon. The chances are about 50/50 that the military shot an Osama lookalike. :D Stay tuned. Osama spotted at Hooters in Las Vegas.

So now that Bin Laden's dead, can I bring my contact lens solution with me when I go on vacation?

There's an entire website devoted to my relatives who are famous. You can check it out at "People of Wall Mart". Yuppers.

I wonder if Bin Laden had an iPhone.. hmmm... :cool:

Right on. I had high hopes for the following day and it was a dud.

Obama: "Osama Bin Laden has been killed" "Yeah", crowd cheers Obama, "Everyone gets a medal and a special "Osama is dead" gov't check".

It would make a nice political op if it was a gay soldier or Tyrone from the Bronx who killed him. Bad juju if a Muslim american soldier killed bin laden.

The Olympic flame has gone out in Paris....

Hmnnn. The US Air Force would be wiped out in 17 days. Question for ya. Who has the 2nd largest Air Force in the world? The US Navy.

Bloomberg's probably talking his book. He's fed up with nyc being a dumping ground for immigrants seeking out social services, free medical care, subsidized housing and schools with 42 languages spoken (except for English). On the flip side, Detroit pfftttt. The shape our country is in we...