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posts a vague tip to puchase cuz stock. ---------------------- If you have your own method to evaluate stocks, do your own DD on the tip and act accordingly. If it looks like a coin toss, well, not much of a tip. OR you could always ask the poster a question or two that you know...

Now, it appears to me that illegal immigration hits the black community as hard or harder than any other ethnic community in the nation. ------------------------ Actually I'd read something about this. The African American community is not threatened by illegal immigration because they...

My wife told me that she's getting fed up of my boring facts. "I find them very interesting," I said. "Well, who gives a flying fuck?" She said angrily. "Dragonflies," I replied.

he wants to hedge for inflation. The only thing that beats inflation is income, so invest in education. Get busy, learn a trade and riiiiippppp people off. Car repair, computer repair, that sort of thing. Cash in on those people who are clueless.

I noticed this on a jar of mayonaise, then on a tub of butter. The package said "Bonus size, now 40% more". If you check the price, turns out the price is 40% more. Okay, fair is fair. So what's the reason? Obviuosly to keep retail sales up. Buy the old package for $1 and now the new bonus...

A provocative new academic study suggests the government should scrutinize options trading for hints of insider trading. Volume seems to arrive before the news does. --------------------- Okay.... Now lets see the study of open interest and volume spikes when nothing happened. OR...

More uncertainty, insecurity, unknowns. The chain of influence is unbroken, everyone has a motive. English is a very concise language - news is ambiguous.

It was a dark and stormy night..... I took a girl back to my place. We were on the sofa cuddling. I started kissing her neck. I worked my way up to her ear, and whispered, "Do you do anal?" She said, "Yes... but I'll have to remove my colostomy bag first."

Two men in the jungle , one is reading a book and the other is writing a book. A Lion comes along and eats the man reading a book , but leaves the other man alone. Even the king of the jungle knows that Readers digest, but writers cramp.

I had some of Three Bean soup for lunch today. Must be my lucky day though... There were loads more than three beans in it.

I was so drunk when I got in last night that I picked a fight with a mop. I wiped the floor with the shaggy bastard..:cool:

12 years? Ya got me beat. I struggled for about 8 years. 6-1 was his birthday, then I had to deal with the Fathers day issue and he died in the month fo June. Does it get easier? Without a doubt, one day......The rest of the family said get over it, I basically said, yeah, okay if you say so...

When I was a kid we had a dog, his name was "Poopsie" He was shaggy dog. When I found out that there are contests for shaggy dogs, I entered Poopsie in a dog show and he won first prize. Lot of people thought he was really shaggy. Poopsie won some other local and the regional...

I fully support Christie taking the helicopter and limo ride, do you realize their could be union workers attending the baseball game? Those teacher unions et al have sent him death threats.

So, a blind man walks into a bar............... with assistance from his friend. (ha ha fooled ya) He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drink and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain." " Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not...

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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