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    (takes stage....warm up...:cool: ) A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve any superconductors in this bar. The room temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance. (drum roll....) A neutrino walks into a bar...
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    Christian pastor sentenced to death in Iran

    In other news: 'Sticks and Stones may break your bones'. So don't commit adultery if you're a Muslim.
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    My girlfriend was going to leave me because of my Skyrim obsession. But ......:D She took an arrow to the knee.. Ahahahahaha....:D :D Ha...:D
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    I used to make arrow to the knee jokes. Then I took a vagina to the penis.
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    We need the middle class to be debt slaves perpetually.

    This is easily solved. First, take a low paying job, take an earned income credit get a tax refund even tough you paid no income tax, the IRS snags the refund to pay for the unpaid loan balance. Win win.
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    Paying Your Employees So Little That Most Of Them Are Poor?

    I had my own business. Overpaid myself and I still quit.
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    Whenever I tell people I want to be a comedian, they always laugh. This comedy shit is easier than I thought
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    I was doing my first gig as a stand up comedian, it was at an old peoples home. None of them got the jokes, but they still pissed themselves.
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    I once worked as a comedian at the local Alzheimer's society club, they liked my first joke so much I told it again and again and again. In fact I told it 26 times. After the show, this old bloke said to me, "I don't know how you remember them all!"
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    $2,000 to obtain a barber's license

    Connecticut is starting to make some concessions. The education requirement for a barber's license was recently reduced from 1,500 hours to 1,000 hours, and the department of public health is working on a separate course just for barbers that would spare them from having to master hairdressing...
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    I'm so conservative, when I go to KFC, I only order the right wings.
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    those jobs are not coming back. corporate taxes have nothing to do with it.

    “Companies once felt an obligation to support American workers, even when it wasn’t the best financial choice,” said Betsey Stevenson, the chief economist at the Labor Department ---------------------- Growing up in Detroit I watched it happen before my eyes when the big 3 parking...
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    Is it the "price of gas, stupid"?

    "There are no magic solutions to rising oil prices," said White House press secretary Jay Carney. Definition of CARNEY 1: a person who works with a carnival Rhymes with Blarney
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    why people believe unbelievable things.

    Thanks for posting, hopefully this will help with my addiction to placebos.
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    Market Outlook

    Hmnnnn.. the old theory of round numbers...:cool: 13 begs for 15.... Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like On a-Jupiter and Mars
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