(takes stage....warm up...:cool: )
A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve any superconductors in this bar.
The room temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.
(drum roll....)
A neutrino walks into a bar...
I wanted to be a comedian but I took an arrow to the knee.
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This is easily solved. First, take a low paying job, take an earned income credit get a tax refund even tough you paid no income tax, the IRS snags the refund to pay for the unpaid loan balance.
Win win.
I once worked as a comedian at the local Alzheimer's society club, they liked my first joke so much I told it again and again and again. In fact I told it 26 times.
After the show, this old bloke said to me, "I don't know how you remember them all!"
Connecticut is starting to make some concessions. The education requirement for a barber's license was recently reduced from 1,500 hours to 1,000 hours, and the department of public health is working on a separate course just for barbers that would spare them from having to master hairdressing...
âCompanies once felt an obligation to support American workers, even when it wasnât the best financial choice,â said Betsey Stevenson, the chief economist at the Labor Department
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Growing up in Detroit I watched it happen before my eyes when the big 3 parking...
"There are no magic solutions to rising oil prices," said White House press secretary Jay Carney.
Definition of CARNEY
1: a person who works with a carnival
Rhymes with Blarney
Hmnnnn.. the old theory of round numbers...:cool:
13 begs for 15....
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars