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Susan Boyle walks into a Library and asks for a book on Birth Control. The Librarian says: Back off, you'll never need it!

I was enjoying a drink in the pub last night when this fat girl came over to me and said, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "Yeah," I said," That's why I don't go there anymore."

I noticed a blind guy walk up to one of the shelves at Wall Mart, pick up a can, shake it, and then spray it under his left arm. He sniffed. Then he picked up another can and gave it a good squirt under his right armpit. Again he sniffed. As he sprayed a third can across his chest, I...

Monkey's throwing darts don't read. "The Dartboard stocks continued to do well: After the contest ended, the dart stocks continued to perform, while the pros' picks fell from their initial highs after publication." http://www.automaticfinances.com/monkey-stock-picking/ Peace....:D

Au contraire, I find it interesting any predictable averages at all in spite of all important current variables.Same goes for other historical data. "This time it's different" because of the important market variables. Not saying it might not be but shouldn't be ignored. Which led me to...

$8200 makes good ad copy Sheesh, don't sell me the saving based on mpg.In short order we'll have a "tax per mile driven".

One of the big problems with face book and school age kids is FB just keeps things going after school and on weekends and not in a good way. Back in the day you could have a problem in school with a peer but you knew the problem could go away (or the bully could forget or find someone else to...

Complete with turbo tax banner at the top. A Yahoo exlcusive to sell ad space.

In HS I bought a Chrysler. had transmission problems. Had to replace it. Checking around with the guys back then, well, Chrysler was known for transmission problems. Fast forward 30 years later, I bought a new Dodge Truck, lo and behold Transmission problems.:cool: Check on the net...

Martin Zweig's Winning on Wall Street A little old but he writes about seasonailty.

I find it difficult advising my kids on the mistakes I made when I was younger. Especially when they are my biggest.

I have to laugh as we pass all these laws protecting our privacy, we had privacy with zero laws.The more privacy laws the less we have, Ever read Hippa? A privacy act where everyone has access except your mom and dad.

Ehhh with any luck FB will die or we'll end up with several FB clones and dilute social media so thematter will be moot. Now with any luck (speaking of cell phones) if FB can find a way to marginalize cell phones, then that' will be a different story.Imagine loggin onto face book and talk...

Morgan Stanley analyst Oliver Chang christened 2012 as the year of the landlord. ------------- Sort of a deceiving comment. Banks own plenty of homes, I wonder if they're lovin it? It's a given at the end of the day the renter has nothing to show for the rent receipts but imo, neither...

I looked around too re the 6.7, (but not too hard) seems to be a weighted gpa based on an excel spreadsheeit full of forumals.

Sexual deviations have different origins.

I could have this wrong (I don't think so) but the guy is a pedophile who happens to be a homosexual.Being homosexual is not being a pedophile.

Nawww it's French as in "It was a dark and stormy night when he pulled out of Pierre".....:D

and it doesn't help when the capital is "Pierre".