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After witnessing the second coming of Jesus my life changed. I vowed to never watch Mexican porn again.

Greeting Indians... It's easy if you know Hau. :D ...ahahahaha....:D

I understand her point. she used the minority card till she didn't need it anymore, now she is playing the sexist card. She complains because brown is not treating her like an equal and somehow she couldn't advance on her own merits because she is a woman and somehow she couldn't succeed by...

"Whenever I see a fat person slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.”

Not too shabby. The article only mentioned "Bush" 43 times.

We can't even nuture "inner strength" in todays youth because of the constant message "at least you tried". Which could mean 5 minutes of effort, and everyone is satisfied with that. Don't want to damage self esteem. The level of expectations is Z-E-R-O.

Hey.....:D At least you know they aren't going to steal your Iphone.

My girlfriend said, "Take the condom off." "Why?" "Because yolo." "What does that mean?" I asked. "You only live once." "Well," I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." "What's that mean?" "You're on your own."

This makes two people who I would not want to "watch my back". Obama and that fat ass homeland security wahoo Janet Napolitano. sheesh, I wonder who would win an arm wrestling match between those two? Winner gets a tampon.

A young Kenny moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." "Well, then, just give me my money back." "Can't do...

Hmnnn......raffle......:cool: .....(ding ding ding) stay tuned while I research Enron

It's frustrating because, one item, sold a million times, with even a .10 profit, is not bad. ------------------------------ .10 profit could be bad. Items lost damaged defective or stolen need to be replaced. If a customer returns an item. You're going to need to sell a shitload of items...

Oh sure you guys post links on tthe most dangerous neighborhoods, How about a rule of thumb? Any city with a street named Martin Luther King. You don't want to drive on that street.

I misunderstood. You are looking for an item to sell? I thought you had an item to sell.

The officer pointed to public housing in the area and said large groups of teenagers look for trouble on the weekends. "It's what they do," he told Forster. ------------------------- I"m trying to recall who else in the news referred to african americans as "they" and got in a shitload of...

My boss called me in and went,"Why don't you ever come up with any great sales ideas?" I went,"Well,probably because I'm on the second floor and you're on the first."

Using your minority status to your advantage is sanctioned by Congress. Whether it is ethical is for the philosphers to decide.

I think they have a break down. Just supposing, people link the words les and gay and transgender with sex. Hence mainstreaming these issues lead to a sexually charged dialogue, a discussion which invariably leads to discussions of sex. It happens here. happens everywhere. -----------------

Pffftttt. If Bernanke thinks Congress will respond to a concise 500 word summary he has plenty to learn talking to Congress. If you want to get Congress to act he needs somewhere between 2 and 6 thousand pages he can read into the record in an empty chamber. Frankly did anyone ask...

try QVC.