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I remember when I was at the dentist when I was little. I'm sitting in the chair and the dentist blows this major violent fart. The whole room smells like shit, I got all this gauze in my mouth I can't hold my nose or close my mouth, my eyes are burning. The dentist then calls my mom in the...

Did you have any examples of vicious and idiotic behavior during Romney's term as governor? What's he going to do, bully Congress? Wtf/ It's not like we are hiring a babysitter.

My first wife left me because I was retarded. So did the one before that.

John Travolta has been accused by two male masseurs of suggestive comments during a massage session. It bought a tear to my eye when I heard that. I just love a Hollywood story with a happy ending. :D Ahahahaha....:D hahahahaha....:D

Nabil Shaath says: "President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq ." And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words...

Nothing wrong embracing life as a "freethinker" but Imo, in the end - freethinking might bring you understanding and to be more understanding but in the grand scheme of things, customs, privileges, or beliefs and prejuidices is what makes us human, unique, diverse, and trying to change that is...

I suppose the drinking problem in the UK is not as bad as we thought....:cool:

probably is easy to forget we are in a recession, who is he going to talk to about it? C'mon, who is his economic team? ----------------- Bo " Alpo is getting expensive". OBama, "Oh c'mon Bo, it's only a $1.99 a can" Bo, "Yeah but in dog dollars that nearly ten bucks."...

What % are you comfortable with if not 80%? Does it matter if the number is 50% or 25%? Any % is a very large number in the Muslim population

Speaking of electroshock therapy.. I'm in therapy at the moment. I don't need it, obviously, but I got all these psychiatrist gift vouchers for Christmas which my family chipped in together for. What I really wanted was a crossbow.

"....the medical establishment sees electroshock as a way to make money off "elderly depressed women on Medicare." I think they should give them "mud baths" get them used to the smell of freshly dug earth.

Have you ever talked to kids about this issue? Or should I say "listened" to what kids have to say on this issue? And..if the rest of the team resented a girl playing, they probably were called "bigots" and told to go play ball elsewhere. Probably the coach and administrators bullied the...

This action probably created new "stupid" bigots on both teams. I'd bet plenty of kids are pissed off at this girl.

"They hate everything you stand for and will never coexist with you, unless you submit," the instructor, Army. Lt. Col. Matthew Dooley, said in a presentation last July for the course at Joint Forces Staff College in Norfolk, Va. --------------------------- Imo, probably paraphrased a...

My girlfriend was screaming at me. "Leave!! Get out this house!" she ordered. As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!" So I turned around and replied, "Wait, so you want me to stay?"

Re power: Not quite what caused the balance of "power" to change, but the squeeky wheel sure gets the grease these days. Maybe the media has played a large role. Secondly, there is quite a large group of people who derive power only through stopping other people from doing something. Ie...

I read somewhere here on ET: "Inflate or die"

Prince Charles on BBC weather. He's hoping the reign will end.

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