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My neighbour tried to sell me his bulldog. But I was a little unsure when he told me that sometimes he suffers from chronic diarrhea. Anyway, I bought the dog and told him to see a doctor.

For example: You can like a person and dislike some of their characteristics or behavior. Suppose: It is more likely you will dislike someone's character of being a drunk and your father was a drunk. You will know that is not someone who you want to be involved with for you know all...

fer chrissakes, don't these people have jobs

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Whether or not your mom’s on Twitter, here’s something guaranteed to make her smile on Sunday: getting a personal shout-out from President Obama. From now until Thursday at midnight, you have a chance to win that for your mom or a special mother in your life — just get five or more...

Sarah Jessica Parker.......... Michelle picked her .. horse faced white woman. Why not Oprah? or some other hot black chick...(we know why) Who wants to eat dinner with Sarah Jessica Parker.. What a deal... can I just have the money????

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So far the top entries to win a dinner with Obama: Members of his cabinet. Joe Biden Columbian prostitute ---------------------

I guess the raffle idea is a no go. (Probably because I posted right here on ET that it was illegal and Obama got the message (i'll bet that ak47 guy tipped him off, {:>) ------------------------------------------- No purchase, payment, or contribution necessary to enter or win...

My boss called and said, "Where the hell are you?" I said, "I'm relaxing in the garden with my mate Dave. I'm already on my fourth can of lager." "I don't fucking believe you!" he shouted. "Hang on," I said, holding the phone away from me. "Dave, isn't this my fourth can?"

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Yikes, all this talk of cold beer. is there anyone in the world who opens up a business with the single goal of creating jobs? I kid you not, I decided to work for myself for one reason - so I would have more time to drink beer. Ultimately that idea of working for myself and plenty of...

When I was younger, I had totaled my second car, my dad came in to comfort me, "Son, don't worry about it, I crashed around 30 times in the space of 9 months when i was younger, funnily enough, it was when your mother was pregnant with you."

Probably because they got Booker to back down. Now everybody is goiing to be an expert on PE.

I dunno. JPM with $78.1 trillion in derivative exposure. Everyone moaning about 2-3 b loss. someone was on the other side and made that. Lehman went bk for 640b, no one was on the other side of that. Madoff - only 1/2 of his investors loss money, everyone lost money on Lehman. I...

In 2005, Warren Buffett invited this former Deutsche Banker to a poker tournament, where he won a Maserati. He said he often hired poker players for his trading division. He was also at the table in 2006 with other poker players Peter Muller, Cliff Asness and Ken Griffin. Weinstein is...

Poo was a problem. I believe Noah asked for "guidance" on the poo problem as it was piling up in one corner of the boat. The poo was shoveled over the side of the boat and not until after the floods ended was it discovered by Captain Cook.

"They endorse the use of so-called 'reparative therapy' to 'change' the sexual orientation of their clients, despite the fact that this form of 'therapy' has been rejected by every major professional medical organization including the American Psychological Association, the American Medical...

-------------- A so-called "anti-gay" application in Apple's App Store is stirring debate online, but despite a petition signed by more than 100,000 people, Apple has given no indication that it will be removed. Released in mid-February by the Orlando, Fla.-based Christian group Exodus...