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exactly. Currently though, everyone in prison at some moment in time were not commiting a crime. Martin though, just had an anger issue. Ya think he would have been a happy camper, walking in the rain drinking ice tea and eating skittles.

In 3 years your school and property taxes will probably increae 30%, is your income going to increase in three years? Taxes will only be a small part of your future expense of owning a home. If your income is not going to keep up with rising costs go long ramen noodles.

he worked for a private company that went broke and laid him off, but he has no clue that there should be some form of cost controls in his current job in the public sector. --------------------- I read about a story about gym memberships. Everyone was asked to use only one towel. No...

"This is a joke not a statement." Said the eurozone to Greece when it looked at what was left in its bank.

Check your main breaker box. See if you have blank spaces to add extra circuit breakers. Install 20 amp breakers, you need 12/2 nm wire (black white green). A/c should have a separate 20 amp line. there are formula's on line where you can calculate how many circuits you need for...

I saw a guy in the park the other day pinned under a tree. "Get help!" he shouted. "Fuck you" I replied chugging my bottle of Vodka, "I don't need help, I can quit anytime."

"I'm a bit nervous" I said, "I haven't been with a prostitute before." "Just relax baby and tell me what you like." she replied. "I like turtles..."

I don't have a problem with that.. If you have any self respect you need to lie and be lied too. Moral of the story. "Don't tell me, show me."

Yikes...:cool: too early in the morning for this, got half way through, will finish later........... pffftttt...squishhh...pt....:D

Re Sarah, When asked "Why the long face?" She said "Look who's running the country"

Jesus drove a Honda. He just didn't like to talk about it. Proof... John 4:20 'For I did not speak of my own accord'

Weekdays = another brick in the wall Weekends = another prick in the mall :D

Adam and Eve didn't know how lucky they were not having to put up with ghosts.

God created Adam and said, "I have given you everything you could ever want. Is there anything else you would like?" Adam replied, "I would like a sandwich," to which God created Eve.

Current talk about GM is an election issue, only, to make Obama look bad. We all know Obama can manage to ruin his own re election by himself. This putz is going to sink the eight ball on the break and beat himself.

The terms and conditions vary by automaker, because each labor contract is different. But GM factory workers who get laid off start out at "sub pay," in which they receive unemployment benefits, and GM pays the difference, up to most of their salary, for 48 weeks. After that, laid-off...

I'm not sure this is a big deal. The auto cos lay off people and the laid off workers get "sub pay". So the laid off worker get UE and a check from the co, sometimes close to 95% of their pay. There is still some value to the co to lay off workers.

Suppose the athesit, he comes to the assistance or aid of someone who has a flat tire, and they say to him "You're the answer to my prayers". He says "no I'm not the answer to your prayers" fucks things up, (car falls off jack, strips lug nuts) makes matters worse and the religious person...

Out of work teachers and public sector employees don't need help from Republicans, they have unions to help them. ------------- State and local gov't are not a Republican problem. There was an article on the web asking the difference between California and Detroit

With Obama as our first gay president, Obama's probe, probing and probiscus....eeewwwweeee.:eek: