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Getting your helmet wet, getting some gash or just going head first into a ladies bush, however you want to put it. Falling off your bike just isn't fun. :cool:

I think my grandmother has Alzheimer's. She called me Dave earlier when my name is Pete. Either that or she's thinking of someone else when we're having sex.

. "We know that Rahm is not going to support our campaign, but on this issue and this day we stand with Mayor Rahm Emanuel." Gotta love it. Sumbody needs to agree on sumpin.

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Imo, credit scores as we know them today will probably undergo a major change in the near future. Sub prime will get a new name. The current fico model keeps adding too much data.

We don't need no education We don't need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teachers leave them kids alone Hey! teachers! leave the kids alone! All in all you're just another brick in the wall. All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

What balz. Handing out diploma's to the dummest mofo's in several generations to wlak the hallowed halls. Math, economics, and current event and history "teachers" sadly missed the memo, that the people who pay the bills, their paycheck is the shitter. I hope they stay on strike till...

If Congress doesn’t act to prevent the $92 billion tax increase, the number of households facing the alternative tax would increase to 32.9 million from 4.4 million, according to the Internal Revenue Service. That’s an average unanticipated tax increase of about $2,800. The effect from...

Best comment I read so far: C'mon kids, head off to school, get your free breakfast and lunch. You won't even notice the teachers aren't there.:confused:

One thing I'd read is that Police in Chicago may not answer calls in the bad neighborhoods, just let the gang bangers over run the hood. Whereas in Nyc, nypd responds and people know it. Minorities bitch about it, but it works on keeping the overall crime rate down.

My teacher asked me what Mr X does. Apparently Mrs X is not the correct answer.

I always though Eisenhower was an Admiral. I'm shit at general knowledge.....:cool:

Flynt, 69, has purchased full-page ads in Sunday's Washington Post and Tuesday's, September 11 issue of USA Today ------------------- betcha flyntt is pretty excited to be 69...:cool:

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I gave my wife a nudge in bed. "Love, are you awake?" I whispered. "What is it?" she asked. "Do you remember the other day you said you'd give me a blow job credit if I mowed the lawn, and then I mowed the lawn?" "Shit! Yeah I remember." "Well I used it in work today, thanks."

My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman movie. Our dates so far can be summarised as follows... Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN. ------------------ wait till you read the next joke....... aha.:D

The way I heard that story the old man (patient) sent the anesthesiologist out for an egg salad sandwich for when he woke up. Anesthesiologists know where to get the best egg salad. Tough break for the old geezer, not a bad way to go thoough. Nice buzz.

Short story. When I'm first starting out, I'm working out various price patterns, etc. Whatever I can think of,, I'm tracking. I didn't know anything about candle sticks but somehow I end up finding "double bottoms" and catching some reversals and think I find the holy grail, yada yada...

We have a cultural shift. too many dames, sorry I can't take directions from a woman.

My name was supposed to be nutmeg4brains I don't know what happened.... :eek: